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Hello my name is Sergei

Post by Sergeiisalsopimp »

Hello!

I am visiting the American states as an exchange student from Russia! i have been told that there is many beautiful American women to be finding on the internet and my new roommate Dave told me that Conquest Club is full of many beautiful sexy ladies who wish to be conquested.

I tried to look around, but some bourgeois person kicked me out of the chatting service and then sent a nasty emailing to my friend Dave. Please do not tell Dave that i was using the Conquest Club on his name. He told me clearly not to ever, ever log in with his name and that if I get into the Conquest Club that I should use my computer. But I do not want to walk all the way to university at this time of night to try and conquest sexy ladies. Besides, Dave is off with his own sexy lady and that is making my loins very jealous for the attention that his will get and mine will not.

So i have made my own name for Conquest Club so that I might conquest all of the fine ladies on this website. Please do not get me in trouble for I am only looking for the having of fun, not the making of trouble.
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Hello again!

why does not the chatting service work with my name? i asked you please do not get me in trouble with Dave because i promised him i would cause him not trouble.

how long will the chatting service not work for Dave? is there any way to make sure he will not find out? i have already deleted the nasty email telling me that I am not welcome in the chatting service because i am Russian and you capitalists hate me and that is not my fault.
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Re: Hello my name is Sergei

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hello again!

I have joined many games. if I win those games will my reward be the women that Dave promised would let me conquest them?

are there Any ladies here who wish to be conquested by me? if so please send me an email.
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Can I be your wingman?
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Either
A. Your roommate made you look like 4 kinds of stupid,
or
B. Lame attempt at a multi.
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I dont think this is the site you thinking it is :shock: . Is your friend Dave by any chance DavidHoekstra? Lol JK :). THis is an online site for the board game risk. Yes, there are many beautiful women here, most who i have yet to conquer...... in risk 8-[ . But For reals this is not a porn site or anything like that. Its online risk. The forums are fun, games are fun, and people are amazing to talk to.
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NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Sergeiisalsopimp wrote:i am Russian and you capitalists hate me and that is not my fault.
Proof that this is a lame attempt at a multi or someone new but making up a story. Anyone that has been to Russia in the last 15 years will see that it is as capitalist as the US nowdays.

Secondly, I highly doubt that a foreign person would know what a "pimp" is. I just found out today (coincidence), and I've lived here for 8 years. Perhaps I've just managed to stay around the right type of people all this time.
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The Neon Peon wrote:
Sergeiisalsopimp wrote:i am Russian and you capitalists hate me and that is not my fault.
Proof that this is a lame attempt at a multi or someone new but making up a story. Anyone that has been to Russia in the last 15 years will see that it is as capitalist as the US nowdays.

Secondly, I highly doubt that a foreign person would know what a "pimp" is. I just found out today (coincidence), and I've lived here for 8 years. Perhaps I've just managed to stay around the right type of people all this time.
Wow. I live in a state where pimps don't exist (Wyoming has no ghettos or such neighborhoods), yet I have known about them for sometime.
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Hello again!

There are many pimps in m other Russia where i am from. Here in America you use the word pimp to also mean a man who is successful with the ladies which I am hoping to be here in America. I have very many thanks to the Mexican man Juan who told me about craigslist. I will be sure to tell all of you how many conquests i have with that dating service website. Please I beg of you do not tell my new roommate Dave that i was using his computer or his account. he was very stern about it but i did not do anything wrong i was merely trying to make friends and that very mean person kicked me out and called me a troll. i will probably have to wait until i start university to use their computers but that is only in a few days.
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I first learned the word pimp from your MTV show about how to make vehicles more appealing to the ladies, so that you may conquest them.
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Oh god you should have seen this goon in Chat earlier. As many times as we told him, this is NOT that kind of sight. He got banned under a different name and just created a site to be a new recruit.
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rdsrds2120 wrote:Oh god you should have seen this goon in Chat earlier. As many times as we told him, this is NOT that kind of sight. He got banned under a different name and just created a site to be a new recruit.
muy_thaiguy wrote:Either
A. Your roommate made you look like 4 kinds of stupid,
or
B. Lame attempt at a multi.
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Remember, 500 yards from ANY school....

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Greetings, comrade, good luck with your goal of being conquested by men. I don't agree with it, but to each his own.
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I agree with Juan. =[
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parker4s wrote:I dont think this is the site you thinking it is :shock: . Is your friend Dave by any chance DavidHoekstra? Lol JK :). THis is an online site for the board game risk. Yes, there are many beautiful women here, most who i have yet to conquer...... in risk 8-[ . But For reals this is not a porn site or anything like that. Its online risk. The forums are fun, games are fun, and people are amazing to talk to.
Oh, so you've been fooled by the family-friendly false front too, eh?
Well, best I say no more then.
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The Neon Peon wrote:Secondly, I highly doubt that a foreign person would know what a "pimp" is. I just found out today (coincidence), and I've lived here for 8 years. Perhaps I've just managed to stay around the right type of people all this time.
Nah, most foreign people that speak a bit of English know what a pimp is. A lot of countries around the world get some of our channels which is already enough.

This guy is an obvious troll (quite a funny one thoughm, I like the persona) and possibly a multi, but him knowing what a pimp is proves nothing.

I'd be quite surprised if you'd said you lived in the states for 8 months before learning the word. Learning it after 8 years is quite shocking.
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Oh, cool. This thread exists.
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dave! it's supposed to be a secret from you.
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Yeah, he's a clever one, that kid.

I'll deal with it. In the interim, mods, if he joins games that I'm in, I'll drop them or else I'll notify you immediately so I don't get in "multi" trouble.

Also, he's pretty gullible. I was just hoping he'd wait until he started having access to computers at the library. Someone please tell me the live chat someone alluded to was saved somewhere. I would love to see Sergei's game.
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he has actually joined 4 games.
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Is this epic.... or an epic fail? :roll:
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pimpdave wrote:Yeah, he's a clever one, that kid.

I'll deal with it. In the interim, mods, if he joins games that I'm in, I'll drop them or else I'll notify you immediately so I don't get in "multi" trouble.

Also, he's pretty gullible. I was just hoping he'd wait until he started having access to computers at the library. Someone please tell me the live chat someone alluded to was saved somewhere. I would love to see Sergei's game.
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Sergeiisalsopimp wrote:Hello!

I am visiting the American states as an exchange student from Russia! i have been told that there is many beautiful American women to be finding on the internet and my new roommate Dave told me that Conquest Club is full of many beautiful sexy ladies who wish to be conquested.

I tried to look around, but some bourgeois person kicked me out of the chatting service and then sent a nasty emailing to my friend Dave. Please do not tell Dave that i was using the Conquest Club on his name. He told me clearly not to ever, ever log in with his name and that if I get into the Conquest Club that I should use my computer. But I do not want to walk all the way to university at this time of night to try and conquest sexy ladies. Besides, Dave is off with his own sexy lady and that is making my loins very jealous for the attention that his will get and mine will not.

So i have made my own name for Conquest Club so that I might conquest all of the fine ladies on this website. Please do not get me in trouble for I am only looking for the having of fun, not the making of trouble.
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