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You know there will just be one slamming conservatives to counter this one, right? What's really needed is a topic slamming libertarians with cartoons.
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I must admit I did like the one with crows a great deal. And it's perfect in that it's not really a liberal slam joke so much as a government slam joke with interchangeable names near the top.
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Woodruff wrote:I must admit I did like the one with crows a great deal. And it's perfect in that it's not really a liberal slam joke so much as a government slam joke with interchangeable names near the top.
Indeed. That did make me chuckle.
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Neoteny wrote:
Woodruff wrote:I must admit I did like the one with crows a great deal. And it's perfect in that it's not really a liberal slam joke so much as a government slam joke with interchangeable names near the top.
Indeed. That did make me chuckle.
I quite liked the botox one as well.
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I kinda like the "O, crap" one too.
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I find the one with Lenin and Hitler to be quite objectionable, for a few reasons. 1. making Hitler equivalent with Lenin 2.making Lenin and Hitler equivalent to Obama 3. Making Nazism and Communism equivalent 4. abuse of the Cyrillic alphabet 5.ect
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Baron Von PWN wrote:I find the one with Lenin and Hitler to be quite objectionable, for a few reasons. 1. making Hitler equivalent with Lenin 2.making Lenin and Hitler equivalent to Obama 3. Making Nazism and Communism equivalent 4. abuse of the Cyrillic alphabet 5.ect
Number 4 is the first I came up with, but I agree with all the other points as well.
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Neoteny wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I find the one with Lenin and Hitler to be quite objectionable, for a few reasons. 1. making Hitler equivalent with Lenin 2.making Lenin and Hitler equivalent to Obama 3. Making Nazism and Communism equivalent 4. abuse of the Cyrillic alphabet 5.ect
Number 4 is the first I came up with, but I agree with all the other points as well.
I read it in Cyrillic first which confused me to no end. It translates to sndiige, they don't even have Gs in Cyrillic ahhh!!! :evil:
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"It was so cold outside today that I saw a liberal with his hands in his own pockets!"

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I'm sure you could find jokes bashing most any ideology on the Internet. The best ones of course are the Soviet Russia jokes.
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Liberals believe in Ponzi schemes.
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john9blue wrote:"It was so cold outside today that I saw a liberal with his hands in his own pockets!"

:lol: Good one!
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