Chuck Norris Facts

by **Streaker** on Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:25 am

Post'em if you got'em.

To kick things off:

-Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

-Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

There is plenty to go around, let's hear it :mrgreen:

by **Streaker** on Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:31 am

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

by **daddy1gringo** on Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:30 am

My daughter once found a web page of them. This was my favorite:

Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody dared question his motives.

by **epicethan** on Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:01 pm

Facts?!? Not so sure about that but...just to play along...

Follow these steps:
1. Go to Google.com
2. Type in "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Click the "I'm feeling lucky" button
4. Laugh (out loud)

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:05 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't have a "control" key on his keyboard.

He is always in control.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:24 pm

The only person who beat Chuck Norris did not live much longer after that (which is kind of true; Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon).

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:15 am

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:24 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

Winrar.

by **Streaker** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:27 am

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

-After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".