Better Off: Homosexual or Necrophile?

[bradleybadly]

Yeah, the biological ramifications of incest have nothing to do with it.

Yeah, because the biological ramifications that result from homosexual sex don't increase risk to disease now, do they?

Seriously... if you're going to make morning comments like this, just keep out of the forums. I'm entirely opposed to your POV and that comment was so ridiculous even I'm embarrassed for those on your side.

Too bad, princess

But I will try to make these comments more in the evening just for you.

[jay_a2j]

I'm serious as a heart attack. I myself wouldn't have to think twice - i'd start looking for a bigass microwave.

How is it that necrophilia is against the law and homosexuality is ok? Could someone explain the morality here?


Honibaz

Perhaps because the dead woman has no say in the matter, and homosexuality is a choice between two consenting adults.

As far as making the choice, I would choose to abstain.

But abstinence is not realistic. As any planned parenthood employee will tell you!

PICK ONE!

[lgoasklucyl]

Yeah, the biological ramifications of incest have nothing to do with it.

Yeah, because the biological ramifications that result from homosexual sex don't increase risk to disease now, do they?

Seriously... if you're going to make morning comments like this, just keep out of the forums. I'm entirely opposed to your POV and that comment was so ridiculous even I'm embarrassed for those on your side.

Too bad, princess

But I will try to make these comments more in the evening just for you.

Unsafe sex increases the risk for disease, period. Heterosexual intercourse comes with the same set of additional risks if you're incompetent enough to not practice safe sex.

Make the comments all you want. It's always good for a laugh to read statment that add nothing valuable to an individual's argument.

[natty dread]

Why not both?



At the same time?

[notyou2]

What condition are her lips in?

[BigBallinStalin]

Well the question really hinges on the physical beauty of the corpse, does it not?

Did the woman recently die? If yes, is the body in good condition?

Does the corpse have an unsatisfying odor?

And how hot is this corpse?

I demand to have the situation fully explained before making such a crucial decision.

EDIT: DAMNIT, y'all beat me to it..

As far as i'm concerned these various considerations are irrelevant. What it would come down for me is what i'd have to live with after the fact. A corpse would be much more impersonal.


Honibaz

What if the dead woman looked like a dead man?

And what if the live man looked like a live woman?

[Kid_A]

So I get a 1 month ban for racial jokes but homophobia is OK?!

Are the mods a bunch of conservative Christians?

[billy07]

normally i like my pussy hot and wet, but a cold dry one has got to be more appealing than another mans hairy arse!!

[SultanOfSurreal]

How is it that necrophilia is against the law and homosexuality is ok? Could someone explain the morality here?

fortunately for society, we don't base our morality on the delusional ramblings of mentally ill war criminals, nor do we have an obligation to explain things to them

thanks for the question though

[BigBallinStalin]

normally i like my pussy hot and wet, but a cold dry one has got to be more appealing than another mans hairy arse!!

You could always show one of those hand-warming packs in there and then wait a few minutes.

[InkL0sed]

So I get a 1 month ban for racial jokes but homophobia is OK?!

Are the mods a bunch of conservative Christians?

[Mr Changsha]

Would you rather be fucked by a live man, or a dead woman sporting a strap-on (with thrusting being achieved through a complex system of winches and pulleys?)

Not that's a real question.

With regards to the original...

...I'd rather f*ck a bisexual, transgendered, hermaphrodite with identity issues than anything dead, but that's just me.

[Kid_A]

How long has the woman been dead? And how attractive is the dead woman?

And I would probably choose the dead woman. I have no moral objection to homosexuality but I would rather put my dick in a dead vagina than a live mans ass!

[BigBallinStalin]

Would you rather be fucked by a live man, or a dead woman sporting a strap-on (with thrusting being achieved through a complex system of winches and pulleys?)

Not that's a real question.

With regards to the original...

...I'd rather f*ck a bisexual, transgendered, hermaphrodite with identity issues than anything dead, but that's just me.

Now the plot thickens, and I'm glad this thread has made this turn.

When faced with such a moral dilemma, what's the least demoralizing choice?

[Mr Changsha]

Would you rather be fucked by a live man, or a dead woman sporting a strap-on (with thrusting being achieved through a complex system of winches and pulleys?)

Not that's a real question.

With regards to the original...

...I'd rather f*ck a bisexual, transgendered, hermaphrodite with identity issues than anything dead, but that's just me.

Now the plot thickens, and I'm glad this thread has made this turn.

When faced with such a moral dilemma, what's the least demoralizing choice?

I think if one actually visualises it, the mechanised horny f*ck-zombie strap-on queen would be the harder to deal with. I mean with the chap you can at least close your eyes and think of England (and you never know he might be gentle and/or pleasantly unendowed) , but with a 3 day old f*ck-corpse, zombie dildoing super-slut thrusting away at you with all the regularity of a piston, a chap would find it hard to survive, never mind deal with the psychological consequences afterwards.

So I'm laying my sorry arse on the line here. I would choose to be buggered by a man rather than have to deal with the very picture of hell I have described above.

[jonesthecurl]

Well, for starters you really shouldn't f*ck anything that really does not have the ability or the decision making wherewithal to say "No"

This includes animals, children, and corpses.

JRock

...and blow-up sex dolls.
although apparently some of them have the ability to say "yes! yes!"

[Titanic]

normally i like my pussy hot and wet, but a cold dry one has got to be more appealing than another mans hairy arse!!

What about a guy who shaves his arse?

[b.k. barunt]

How is the Honibaz thing still going?

Hey you sick limey fuckwit. Come visit the new flame forum at flamecolosseum.com - that is if you still remember how to do such things.


Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

Nambla marches in the NYC-GP?
I know that there are several gay groups that have legal wise struggles to keep them out of gay pride marches. Most gay activists are vhelmently against Nambla as pedophilia isn't what most homosexuals feel is a moraly correct issue. Stating that it is, which you seem to be suggesting, would that mean you feel that all hetrosexuals are attracted to fucking little girls?

I simply stated a fact - NAMBLA marches in the gay parade in New York. Spin that however you like.


Honibaz

[AAFitz]

How is the Honibaz thing still going?

Hey you sick limey fuckwit. Come visit the new flame forum at flamecolosseum.com - that is if you still remember how to do such things.

Honibaz

I simply stated a fact - NAMBLA marches in the gay parade in New York. Spin that however you like.


Honibaz

Yeah, amazing the spin you can put on things if you think about it.

[b.k. barunt]

Throw pedophilia and homosexuality in the same boat all you want, all you're doing is pathetic fear mongering. Legalizing homosexuality does not equal legalizing adult-child sex as they are entirely different concepts. One which is perfectly acceptable and harmless developmentally (homosexuality, before you make a smartass comment), the other which is obviously not. The bulk of gay rights groups openly oppose NAMBLA, regardless.

Regarding your preference of corpses, I'll just leave you to fester being a miserable, sick bastard.

NAMBLA is an organization that advocates paedophilia - fact.
NAMBLA marches in the NYC gay parade - fact.
This does not indicate that "the bulk of gay rights groups openly oppose NAMBLA".

Did i say that paedophilia and homosexuality are in the same boat? No, i give you the facts and let you draw your own conclusions, which i'm sure will go along with whatever is politically correct at the time.

Regarding your preference to the hairy arses of other men, i'll just leave you to the sugar plum fairy as it were.


Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

I'm going to come find you and stuff a dead corpse up your ass. That way you'll have the best of both worlds and won't have to just masturbate thinking about both.

No, you're going to run your mouth in the confines of internetz anonymity along with the other internetz tuff guys. Anything else is just another masturbatory fantasy on your part.


Honibaz

[billy07]

normally i like my pussy hot and wet, but a cold dry one has got to be more appealing than another mans hairy arse!!

What about a guy who shaves his arse?

i doubt anyone shaves their arse, i'd imagine waxing would be considerably safer. anyway, like any REAL geordie, i'd still rather f*ck the dead woman if i was forced to make the choice.

[notyou2]

How is it that necrophilia is against the law and homosexuality is ok? Could someone explain the morality here?

fortunately for society, we don't base our morality on the delusional ramblings of mentally ill war criminals, nor do we have an obligation to explain things to them

thanks for the question though

Saxi is that you?

[pimpdave]

This thread is ridiculous.