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:lol:

No way that guy was a republican from North Carolina! I refuse to believe it!

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Dude..

.. I'm not black.
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
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GabonX wrote:
Dude..

.. I'm not black.
In Sultan's world that makes you a racist
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GabonX wrote:
Dude..

.. I'm not black.
well then. at least now we know that reading comprehension isn't the only kind of comprehension you struggle with
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SultanOfSurreal wrote:
GabonX wrote:
Dude..

.. I'm not black.
well then. at least now we know that reading comprehension isn't the only kind of comprehension you struggle with
My name and origin need not be related to posterity; in fact, I fancy it is better that they should not be, for when a man suddenly migrates to the States or the Colonies, he leaves his past behind him. Besides, what I once was is not in the least relevant to my narrative; save perhaps the fact that during my service in India I was more at home amongst white-bearded native teachers than amongst my brother-officers. I had delved not a little into odd Eastern lore when overtaken by the calamities which brought about my new life in America’s vast West—a life wherein I found it well to accept a name—my present one—which is very common and carries no meaning.
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
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GabonX wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
GabonX wrote:
Dude..

.. I'm not black.
well then. at least now we know that reading comprehension isn't the only kind of comprehension you struggle with
My name and origin need not be related to posterity; in fact, I fancy it is better that they should not be, for when a man suddenly migrates to the States or the Colonies, he leaves his past behind him. Besides, what I once was is not in the least relevant to my narrative; save perhaps the fact that during my service in India I was more at home amongst white-bearded native teachers than amongst my brother-officers. I had delved not a little into odd Eastern lore when overtaken by the calamities which brought about my new life in America’s vast West—a life wherein I found it well to accept a name—my present one—which is very common and carries no meaning.
man i liked you better before you bought that quote dictionary
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Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
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SultanOfSurreal wrote:
GabonX wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
GabonX wrote:
Dude..

.. I'm not black.
well then. at least now we know that reading comprehension isn't the only kind of comprehension you struggle with
My name and origin need not be related to posterity; in fact, I fancy it is better that they should not be, for when a man suddenly migrates to the States or the Colonies, he leaves his past behind him. Besides, what I once was is not in the least relevant to my narrative; save perhaps the fact that during my service in India I was more at home amongst white-bearded native teachers than amongst my brother-officers. I had delved not a little into odd Eastern lore when overtaken by the calamities which brought about my new life in America’s vast West—a life wherein I found it well to accept a name—my present one—which is very common and carries no meaning.
man i liked you better before you bought that quote dictionary
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Good ol' H.P. Lovecraft.
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Lol, Gabon was very calm on that phone call.

The guy ringing in made no sense, does he think all black people hates Bush and they are all liberal?
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Timminz wrote:Good ol' H.P. Lovecraft.

He's great for reading aloud for my apartment neighbors at high volumes in the nighttime. Or going outside and doing the same.

When I don't read his works aloud, I get quickly bored. I try not to shew it, but in a short time I realised that as I lay sleepily in bed..... "DAEMON scratchings we sometimes hear on the farthest rim of space, yet from which our finite vision has given us a mercifully immunity." THANK GOD, I exclaim aloud, kicking my covers off while throwing my arms in the air, flailing like a deranged creature from the Necronomicon (see Chapter 1, page 32).

"Something had lain between me and the window that night, but I shuddered whenever I could not cast off the instinct to classify it." PURE DREAD, I slowly peer over my book, past the dim glow of my desk lamp, and into the 4 corners of my darkened room.

"The oak-panelled walls were alive with rats, scampering and milling, whilst Nigger-Man (SAY WHAT?) was racing about with the fury of a baffled hunter." I fervently scanned the story for more appearances of Nigger-Man, and I was not disappointed. An old man but SUDDENLY:

"[That incident] marked my loss, at age fifty-four, of all that peace and balance which the normal mind possesses through its accustomed conception of external Nature and Nature's laws."
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I lol'd at Nigger-Man as well.
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I'll admit that I laughed at "Blackspan." But it was a very, very sad laugh.
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