1000 Govt Expenditures We Can Cut Before Police n Teachers..

[Neoteny]

Primary school education.

[AAFitz]

I'm really not sure why I said that, as bottled water is one of the few areas in which the government trounces the private industry. I guess it just came to my mind when thinking of dumb wastes of money. Bottled water is a monument to the stupidity of man. Anyway...

Any money spent fighting against net neutrality.

No. Contaminated water is the true monument of the stupidity of man. Bottled water is just a symptom.

[Phatscotty]

I'm really not sure why I said that, as bottled water is one of the few areas in which the government trounces the private industry. I guess it just came to my mind when thinking of dumb wastes of money. Bottled water is a monument to the stupidity of man. Anyway...

Any money spent fighting against net neutrality.

No. Contaminated water is the true monument of the stupidity of man.

When I take a dump, it magically dissapears!

[AAFitz]

I'm really not sure why I said that, as bottled water is one of the few areas in which the government trounces the private industry. I guess it just came to my mind when thinking of dumb wastes of money. Bottled water is a monument to the stupidity of man. Anyway...

Any money spent fighting against net neutrality.

No. Contaminated water is the true monument of the stupidity of man.

When I take a dump, it magically dissapears!

That kind of contamination is survivable. The carcinogenic kind is often less survivable.

Alternate answer "I dont know, it seems the forum is littered with them."

[Phatscotty]

I'm really not sure why I said that, as bottled water is one of the few areas in which the government trounces the private industry. I guess it just came to my mind when thinking of dumb wastes of money. Bottled water is a monument to the stupidity of man. Anyway...

Any money spent fighting against net neutrality.

No. Contaminated water is the true monument of the stupidity of man.

When I take a dump, it magically dissapears!

That kind of contamination is survivable. The carcinogenic kind is often less survivable.

Alternate answer "I dont know, it seems the forum is littered with them."

that depends on how many people are taking a dump. I think you are overstating the non-contaminations value, that only being true in a small, very very small population

[Snorri1234]

Gay-prostitution!

[Johnny Rockets]

legalize and tax pot.

[Phatscotty]

legalize and tax pot.

that would be a true stimulus bill. and they should sign it on hemp and then roll it up and smoke that shit!

[hecter]

legalize and tax pot.

that would be a true stimulus bill. and they should sign it on hemp and then roll it up and smoke that shit!

You don't know much about hemp, do you?

[Phatscotty]

legalize and tax pot.

that would be a true stimulus bill. and they should sign it on hemp and then roll it up and smoke that shit!

You don't know much about hemp, do you?

I know you can make paper out of hemp. I know pot is smoked in papers. Is there something else I missed?

[jefjef]

legalize and tax pot.

that would be a true stimulus bill. and they should sign it on hemp and then roll it up and smoke that shit!

You don't know much about hemp, do you?

I know you can make paper out of hemp. I know pot is smoked in papers. Is there something else I missed?

The rope?

[Woodruff]

You should taste the tap water in West Texas. It is undrinkable and so full of chemicals in a sad attempt to make it drinkable, that cancer rates are sky high in this area.

Whatever, that stuff helps your immune system anyway.

Cancer helps your immune system?

[Phatscotty]

legalize and tax pot.

that would be a true stimulus bill. and they should sign it on hemp and then roll it up and smoke that shit!

You don't know much about hemp, do you?

I know you can make paper out of hemp. I know pot is smoked in papers. Is there something else I missed?

The rope?

oh yeah, to hold it together! duh

[john9blue]

The water comes from two mud pits somewhere out here. The only river that flows through West Texas is the Pecos, which is alkaline and tastes awful - plus I've rarely seen any water in it.

And there is no way whatever crap they put in the water out here is helping anyone, though I can't attest to that, because I use one of those office-type water coolers at my house.

Something the government can get rid of? Tax breaks for the rich.

Cancer helps your immune system?

Dammit, this is why I need to start using smileys again, so people can detect subtle sarcasm.

[THORNHEART]

I think we ought to cut woodruffs social security check...

[Phatscotty]

less aid to unstable and corrupt foreign gov'ts

[Woodruff]

I think we ought to cut woodruffs social security check...

Given that I won't see one for 20+ years and not likely then...feel free.

The water comes from two mud pits somewhere out here. The only river that flows through West Texas is the Pecos, which is alkaline and tastes awful - plus I've rarely seen any water in it.

And there is no way whatever crap they put in the water out here is helping anyone, though I can't attest to that, because I use one of those office-type water coolers at my house.

Something the government can get rid of? Tax breaks for the rich.

Cancer helps your immune system?

Dammit, this is why I need to start using smileys again, so people can detect subtle sarcasm.

Actually, I was trying to be sarcastic...given that it appeared to me that you had just "poorly worded" what you were trying to say. Though it's harder to tell, given that you've cut your statements out of your quoting, for some reason.

[jbrettlip]

Not paying Taliban fighter 8000, to not fight, when a bullet costs much less than that. Talk about a jobs program!!

[MeDeFe]

Let's see, before police...

70% of the military budget, 90% of domestic surveillance programs, the war on drugs (just legalize and tax them all), any project where farmers are subsidized for growing rice in deserts and the like, state-sponsored research being handed out to private companies for them to patent and make obscene amounts of money with, in fact, most subsidies for private enterprises can go.

Primary school education.

Also secondary education.

[stahrgazer]

First, cut half Congressional and Senatorial salaries, and make them pay 50% of their platinum health care plan.

[AAFitz]

I'm really not sure why I said that, as bottled water is one of the few areas in which the government trounces the private industry. I guess it just came to my mind when thinking of dumb wastes of money. Bottled water is a monument to the stupidity of man. Anyway...

Any money spent fighting against net neutrality.

No. Contaminated water is the true monument of the stupidity of man.

When I take a dump, it magically dissapears!

That kind of contamination is survivable. The carcinogenic kind is often less survivable.

Alternate answer "I dont know, it seems the forum is littered with them."

that depends on how many people are taking a dump. I think you are overstating the non-contaminations value, that only being true in a small, very very small population

Yes, I actually meant usually survivable but I think "usually" got lost in the editing process. And given the choice, of a known carcinogen, and drinking water with your dump in it..........

I might take the chances of a cancer cure being developed.
(cue: cancer cure wont be developed because all medical money will be going to lower income people that wont contribute to medical services responses.)

[Phatscotty]

No. Contaminated water is the true monument of the stupidity of man.

When I take a dump, it magically dissapears!

That kind of contamination is survivable. The carcinogenic kind is often less survivable.

Alternate answer "I dont know, it seems the forum is littered with them."

that depends on how many people are taking a dump. I think you are overstating the non-contaminations value, that only being true in a small, very very small population

Yes, I actually meant usually survivable but I think "usually" got lost in the editing process. And given the choice, of a known carcinogen, and drinking water with your dump in it..........

I might take the chances of a cancer cure being developed.
(cue: cancer cure wont be developed because all medical money will be going to lower income people that wont contribute to medical services responses.)

especially if it's the post-white castle's dump. water was never so delicious...

[Phatscotty]

We can cut that ethanol program where the government subsidizes farmers who takes their corn out of the food supply

[Woodruff]

Let's see, before police...
70% of the military budget

While the military budget could absolutely be cut here in the United States...every time we significantly cut our military budget, you guys start a world war! Fool us once, shame on you...fool us twice, shame on us....we don't want a third! <smile>

[pimpdave]

NASA

And unnecessary research like to see how fast katsup pours out of a bottle

Prison employees. Robots can do the same job.