Playboy wrote:The owner of a small farm was being investigated for allegedly not paying his workers proper wages.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the interviewing agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farmhand, who has been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does 90 percent of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week and pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," said the agent.
The farmer replied, "That would be me."
This is hardly a new joke or invented by playboy. In fact, there is a lot of truth to that, for farmers and some other small businesses.
However, there is a big difference between owning a company or a farm and working for someone else who does. When you work for yourself, you may go through some lean times, but you always hope to balance things out. It is your "baby". Many businesses do fail, and rightfully so.
The plight of farmers is much more complicated, because often times their failures have more to do with things they cannot control, and too often when a farm is sold it does not stay as a farm, which hurts all of us (in the long run). Also, even poor farmers have homes and usually can round up some food.
However, NEITHER of these really compares to a worker who may be asked to make the same kinds of sacrifices, but who has no hope of the same return.