Thread to Report Woodruff Sightings / Thread to Say Goodbye

[saxitoxin]

Hey, gang - Saxi here!

As you know, Woodruff and I agreed that one of us would self-permaban but leave the decision to the community.

The community has spoken:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8&t=115552

1 - This thread exists for people to bid adieu to Woodruff and tell him how much the gang has appreciated him since he returned from his last self-permaban.

2 - This thread also exists to REPORT WOODRUFF SIGHTINGS. We all must be vigilant and do our part to report sightings of Woodruff if he tries to sneak back under the fence.

ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?

[Woodruff]

Hey, gang - Saxi here!

As you know, Woodruff and I agreed that one of us would self-permaban but leave the decision to the community.

Screw off, loser. (And I don't mean that in the "voted out" sense, either.)

[PLAYER57832]

A lot of people are so tired of your threads they did not even bother to read it Saxitoxin. ( I mean, I so, but I am a glutton) So, you really proved nothing by your "vote".. but go on imagining that you did.

[bradleybadly]

I can't even tell anymore if Saxi is being serious or if this a joke. Was there some sort of feud that went on between these two that I missed?

[GabonX]

A lot of people are so tired of your threads they did not even bother to read it Saxitoxin.

Wait wait wait...

You're saying this to him??

[Woodruff]

I can't even tell anymore if Saxi is being serious or if this a joke. Was there some sort of feud that went on between these two that I missed?

Not really, though I am apparently a member of THE GANG OF FIVE (say that with respect, mister!).

[saxitoxin]

Hey, gang - Saxi here!

As you know, Woodruff and I agreed that one of us would self-permaban but leave the decision to the community.

Screw off, loser. (And I don't mean that in the "voted out" sense, either.)

Here is the reporting form.

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I NOTICED WOODRUFF posting in this thread: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8&t=116286. In it he said "Screw off. loser. (And I don't mean that in the "voted out" sense, either.)"

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Let's try to use this template to keep track of Woodruff sightings.

Thanks, gang!
- Saxi!
Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman

[saxitoxin]

A lot of people are so tired of you

Hey, PLAYER57832! *Saxi Waves at PLAYER57832*

It sounds like you have the foundation for building a circle of friends! Kudos!

Wishing you all the best,
Saxi!
Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman

[beezer]

Every time saxitoxin starts one of these threads, I feel like it's the beginning of a SpiderMan episode narrated by Stan Lee.

[2dimes]

I saw him in the library. His clothes are in the teacher's lounge.

[BigBallinStalin]

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[Army of GOD]

No Woody for 12 days. =(

[the.killing.44]

I saw him in the library. His clothes are in the teacher's lounge.

Please use the form.

[Phatscotty]

?

[saxitoxin]

I saw him in the library. His clothes are in the teacher's lounge.

Please use the form.

Thank you, .44.

Gang, I really don't want to be a stickler for rules here, but I have iterated and reiterated the form that must be used for posts to this thread.

Further transgressions may result in a C&A alert being filed, or you may be subjected to a tickle typhoon.

Thank you, gang.

Respectfully,
Saxitoxin

[nagerous]

O Captain! My Captain!

[Army of GOD]

O Captain! My Captain!

Please use the form.

[V.I.]

I'm going to miss you, Woodruff. Any plans on where you'll go next? Maybe just wander the countryside for a while, reuniting retarded children with the Internet? You'll have plenty of time to wear cut-off jean shorts and inline skate with your slow pitch softball "buddies", which is really exciting.

[nagerous]

O Captain! My Captain!

Please use the form.

You clearly don't get the reference.

[Army of GOD]

O Captain! My Captain!

Please use the form.

You clearly don't get the reference.

I know where it's from, I'm not sure as to why you used it in this thread though.

[nagerous]

forces of nature make woodruff leave, I'm like O Captain! My Captain! and stand on my school desk to try and stop woodruff leaving, maybe others join me? PS I AM FUCKED!

[jefjef]

[Serbia]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT A GIRAFFE

[the.killing.44]

I NOTICED WOODRUFF posting in this thread: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p2656084. In it he said, "The problem with Greece's economic implosion wasn't capitalism, certainly...but in your view the selling of the islands to pay off Greece's debt doesn't relate to capitalism nor "allowing the very richest people to own even more of the world"?"

[Woodruff]

I'm going to miss you, Woodruff.

You need better aim, then. <grin>

Any plans on where you'll go next? Maybe just wander the countryside for a while, reuniting retarded children with the Internet? You'll have plenty of time to wear cut-off jean shorts and inline skate with your slow pitch softball "buddies", which is really exciting.

Uh...what?

forces of nature make woodruff leave, I'm like O Captain! My Captain! and stand on my school desk to try and stop woodruff leaving, maybe others join me? PS I AM FUCKED!

No forces of nature...only Summer Leadership School (a two-week voluntary "boot camp" of sorts for those of our cadets who are interested in it). Finally got back tonight, thank God.

I NOTICED WOODRUFF posting in this thread: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p2656084. In it he said, "The problem with Greece's economic implosion wasn't capitalism, certainly...but in your view the selling of the islands to pay off Greece's debt doesn't relate to capitalism nor "allowing the very richest people to own even more of the world"?"

Indeed...I have not left. Why would I, when so many here are in such desperate need of my wit and wisdom? <laughing>