Get to know a CCer - Jonny Rotten Edition

Xayath · Post by **Xayath** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:40 pm

the point remains that u HAVE to get a better girl than ur friend
He has challenged u

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:41 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?

Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:42 pm

What would you do with a drunk sailor early in the morning

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:42 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?
Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.

Wrong answer.

The correct answer would have been "hookers and blow".

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:43 pm

Vincent M wrote:What would you do with a drunk sailor early in the morning

Put him in the longboat till he's sober. Then make him walk the plank.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:43 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?
Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.
Wrong answer.

The correct answer would have been "hookers and blow".

Blow jobs or just blow ??

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:44 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:What would you do with a drunk sailor early in the morning
Put him in the longboat till he's sober. Then make him walk the plank.

Good Answer

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:45 pm

Vincent M wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?
Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.
Wrong answer.

The correct answer would have been "hookers and blow".
Blow jobs or just blow ??

Blow. Coke. Etc. Etc. Etc.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:45 pm

Which of these is the odd one out, and why?

Women, Oranges, Panda, Maxisgr8

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:46 pm

where would you hide if you were accused of murder

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:47 pm

Vincent M wrote:where would you hide if you were accused of murder

Antarctica. Disguised as a penguin.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:48 pm

qeee1 wrote:Which of these is the odd one out, and why?

Women, Oranges, Panda, Maxisgr8

Max, I like the other 3.

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:48 pm

If you went to sleep one night, and woke up the next morning to discover that you had been sodomized, would you tell anyone?

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:49 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:If you went to sleep one night, and woke up the next morning to discover that you had been sodomized, would you tell anyone?

Well I don't have much hope of that happening to me.

Xayath · Post by **Xayath** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:49 pm

what is the worse thing a woman can call out during an orgasm

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:50 pm

Xayath wrote:what is the worse thing a woman can call out during an orgasm

Some other bloke's name.

Xayath · Post by **Xayath** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:50 pm

no her mother's name

Xayath · Post by **Xayath** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:51 pm

or any variation on "Mr. Whiskers"

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:52 pm

Xayath wrote:no her mother's name

That's crap.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:55 pm

fav. food

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:56 pm

Vincent M wrote:fav. food

Chocolate. Followed closely by Burger King.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:57 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:fav. food
Chocolate. Followed closely by Currywurst, and Schnitzel.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:57 pm

fav. movie (this could be a hard one for you)

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:03 pm

Vincent M wrote:fav. movie (this could be a hard one for you)

Bedazzled (original with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)
Beetle Juice
All the Die Hards
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
A Fish Called Wanda
The Hunt for Red October
Liar Liar
Mean Machine
Mike Bassett: England Manager
Muppet Treasure Island
Pink Panther
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Shaun of the Dead
Silence of the Lambs
Der Untergang
The Wind in the Willows

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:41 pm

If you could kill one person...