Ask Me Your Problems

[saxitoxin]

Ask me any problem in your personal life and I will solve it for you. Nothing Club related.

[saxitoxin]

P.S. - NO SEXINESS, PLEASE. THANK YOU.

[john9blue]

saxi there is a girl in my anthro class that i like and want to have sexy times with but she has a boyfriend

what do

[edit] disregard, i didn't read either post

[saxitoxin]

saxi there is a girl in my anthro class that i like and want to have sexy times with but she has a boyfriend

what do

[edit] disregard, i didn't read either post

NO SEXINESS, JOHN9BLUE. I SAID THIS ALREADY.

[edit] 'k

[Baron Von PWN]

I am going to Moscow in a week, and other than the obvious red square and Great Lenin, what do you advise me to go see?

[saxitoxin]

I am going to Moscow in a week, and other than the obvious red square and Great Lenin, what do you advise me to go see?

I SAID NO SEXINESS.

Baron and John are on a 20-minute ban.

[muy_thaiguy]

How can I take over the world on a budget?

[Debater]

What can I do to prevent a warped Stalinist with illusions of granduer from posting remarks about silencing me?

[King Doctor]

Who knows.

...and why is there a little man growing out of your shoulder in that photograph?

[BigBallinStalin]

I want to take over the world, but I need some snappy catchphrase. What do you have in mind, saxi?

[Timminz]

My car is making odd noises?

Raccoons keep getting in to my garbage?



You know, my problems don't seem to turn into questions very well.

[InkL0sed]

I am half-nocturnal?

[Pedronicus]

I'm going to Southend-on-sea tomorrow with my mum and dad and 16 month old daughter on the train for a cheap day out. The Childminder is on holiday.

What things (apart from come home quickly) should I do?

[jonesthecurl]

Buy a stick of rock. Taske the kid to some of the tamer rides at Adventure Island.
Go to the Sea Life centre.

[saxitoxin]

How can I take over the world on a budget?

you gotta shake it

do it a little to the right and then a little to the left

make it look awesome

I am going to Moscow in a week, and other than the obvious red square and Great Lenin, what do you advise me to go see?

get a cab and ask the driver to take you to Nightflight on Tverskaya, he'll know where it is

make sure you bring $300 with you, or $200 if you're with a friend and don't mind sharing

What can I do to prevent a warped Stalinist with illusions of granduer from posting remarks about silencing me?

just shake it

I want to take over the world, but I need some snappy catchphrase. What do you have in mind, saxi?

"Shake It, Hon!"

My car is making odd noises?

Remove all of the hold down bolts holding the cover of your valve gasket in place. Be sure to remove them straight and not strip the heads. If you have a problem with any, spray some Rust Buster or penetrating oil on the bolt, wait a little bit and try again.

Once you get it open, you can just plug-in additional RAM into any available open slots.

Raccoons keep getting in to my garbage?

one question per comment, please

thank you

I am half-nocturnal?

no

What things (apart from come home quickly) should I do?

get a flight to Moscow

once there, get a cab and ask the driver to take you to Nightflight on Tverskaya, he'll know where it is

make sure you bring $200 with you, or $300 if you can't find Baron Von PWN

[Pedronicus]

these answers seem slightly too recycled for my liking. I was expecting a one on one basis of answers. I've got a feeling you work for a struggling Soviet Airline and have hacked old Saxi's account, to increase ticket sales, to some unknown desolate Russian airfield, where everyone's going to get robbed.

[saxitoxin]

these answers seem slightly too recycled for my liking. I was expecting a one on one basis of answers. I've got a feeling you work for a struggling Soviet Airline and have hacked old Saxi's account, to increase ticket sales, to some unknown desolate Russian airfield, where everyone's going to get robbed.

turn it three times to the left and then let go quickly; if it doesn't unclog immediately then wait for 2 minutes and try again

[Pedronicus]

taps on the screen in an irritable fashion... Hey in there!!!!, I want my internet time back.
Who is this?

[saxitoxin]

taps on the screen in an irritable fashion... Hey in there!!!!, I want my internet time back.
Who is this?

a warming powder applied to the irritated region may provide temporary relief

[Pedronicus]

This is like ringing up barclays bank

[KoolBak]

Sentences that lack prepositions bug the hells out of me; do I have a problem?

[saxitoxin]

Sentances that lack prepositions bug the hells out of me; do I have a problem?

yes, you have your panties up your pooper over prepositions when you don't even know how to spell sentences

[KoolBak]

lol....saw that as soon as I posted and edited before your post; also....I am not wearing underwear......do I still have a probrem? Uh...problem?

[InkL0sed]

I don't have the drugs to sort anything out; wat do?

[Baron Von PWN]

The recent fires have made for dangerous(basically toxic) levels of smoke in Moscow. should I cancel my trip?