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Postby The Bison King on Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:12 am

I'm so sick and tired of hearing people talk about how special their cat is. Your cat is NOT special! MINE IS! I'm the only person with a special cat. Martin is the most wonderful, friendly, lovable cat on the planet, and no one else's even compares. I'm including some pictures so that everyone can clearly see how wonderful he is.

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Re: People's Cats

Postby jimboston on Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:18 am

I like the gray cat in the last picture better.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:19 am

Your cat is a piece of crap.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby The Bison King on Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:35 am

Your cat is a piece of crap.


I like the gray cat in the last picture better.

That's Mowgli, he's almost as good but what you can't see in that picture is how annoying and needy he is.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:39 am

jimboston wrote:I like the gray cat in the last picture better.


I like the snake in the first one best.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby Woodruff on Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:24 pm

The Bison King wrote:I'm so sick and tired of hearing people talk about how special their cat is. Your cat is NOT special! MINE IS! I'm the only person with a special cat. Martin is the most wonderful, friendly, lovable cat on the planet, and no one else's even compares.


My cat is four years old and weighs just under 30 pounds and is 46 inches long from nose to tail. At 18 months, he could reach up and pull stuff off of the stove (see the first picture below). The other two pictures are of him as a very young kitten (I kid you not). He says your cat is a pansy (but definitely a cutie):

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Re: People's Cats

Postby jimboston on Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:49 pm

The Bison King wrote:
Your cat is a piece of crap.


I like the gray cat in the last picture better.

That's Mowgli, he's almost as good but what you can't see in that picture is how annoying and needy he is.


but we are able to discern from your pictures how awesome the personality of your preferred cat is....
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Postby The Bison King on Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:14 pm

but we are able to discern from your pictures how awesome the personality of your preferred cat is....

...well yeah.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby b.k. barunt on Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:21 pm

Woodruff wrote:
The Bison King wrote:I'm so sick and tired of hearing people talk about how special their cat is. Your cat is NOT special! MINE IS! I'm the only person with a special cat. Martin is the most wonderful, friendly, lovable cat on the planet, and no one else's even compares.


My cat is four years old and weighs just under 30 pounds and is 46 inches long from nose to tail. At 18 months, he could reach up and pull stuff off of the stove (see the first picture below). The other two pictures are of him as a very young kitten (I kid you not). He says your cat is a pansy (but definitely a cutie):

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Looks like a Maine Coon - awsome cats.


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Re: People's Cats

Postby nietzsche on Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:36 pm

mine is better. actually it's my sister's, she has about 10

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Postby saxitoxin on Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:50 pm

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You've obviously raised very lazy cats if you have 10 of them but still need to stockpile 75 boxes of RAID. If you send them to my training camp for cats I hold each September in the San Gabriel mountains I will instill a Rex-like work ethic in them. We teach the cats responsibility and the value of fair-play but we also have time for fun and go on adventures and ropes courses.

Or you have a home meth lab.

One of the two.
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Postby Woodruff on Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:01 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Looks like a Maine Coon - awsome cats.


Precisely correct and yes, they are indeed awesome cats. The perfect personality, as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby L M S on Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:12 pm

You should vacuum your carpet Bison King.

Meet Cat-Bob Marley. Hands down the coolest cat to ever live.
RIP buddy.

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Re: People's Cats

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:23 pm

No, my cat was the best cat (unfortunately he died of awesomeness).

Reason #1: He was the Sphinx, incarnate.
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Reason #2: He weighed 35 pounds before he died. Thus, he beats every fat cat ever.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:31 pm

All cats are equally godly.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby the.killing.44 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:37 pm

Hello tzor,

I've recognized your chronic problem of having your images too small has crept up and manifested itself in this post. I advise you take the appropriate action in fighting this issue once and for all.

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Re: People's Cats

Postby Woodruff on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:42 pm

L M S wrote:Meet Cat-Bob Marley. Hands down the coolest cat to ever live.
RIP buddy.


I love that color pattern. Beautiful cat.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby Woodruff on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:44 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:Hello tzor,

I've recognized your chronic problem of having your images too small has crept up and manifested itself in this post. I advise you take the appropriate action in fighting this issue once and for all.

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tzor hasn't been in this thread.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby The Bison King on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:45 pm

Meet Cat-Bob Marley. Hands down the coolest cat to ever live.
RIP buddy.


:shock: OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT THAT CAT IS SO GOD DAMN COOL :shock:

..but since he's dead mine is still the coolest I'm sorry your cat is dead he was beautiful
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Re: People's Cats

Postby The Bison King on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:48 pm

You should vacuum your carpet Bison King.


:x Yeah! well... yeah :?
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Re: People's Cats

Postby jefjef on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:58 pm

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Re: People's Cats

Postby TheProwler on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:15 am

Some pretty cool looking cats in this thread...

The Bison King, I had a little female named Daisy that looked a lot like Martin..very similar markings. Your grey cat has an awesome, perfectly symmetrical mustache!

Woodruff, it is inhumane to test anabolic steroids on a family pet.

nietzsche, your sister is a crazy cat lady. But I'm sure she has a kind heart.

L M S, Cat-Bob Marley is one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen, and I spend a lot of hours at the local humane society with 100's of cats.

InkL0sed, your cat had that "I want to eat you." look in his eyes.

jefjef, that's pretty distasteful.

I was fortunate to have had some awesome cats in my life.

Gone, but not forgotten:

George C. Cat
Tabitha (Tabby, for short)
Tiger (AKA One-eye AKA Precious AKA Beauty)
Daisy

I have one cat now. Her name is Silvia. Here she is laying beside my male pug, Tug.

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Re: People's Cats

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:30 am

InkL0sed, your cat had that "I want to eat you." look in his eyes.


He might have if you did not worship him. He was a very demanding god, but he rewarded us well.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby nietzsche on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:33 am

saxi, my sister owns a sort of general store, those raids things are for mosquitoes. Can you train the cats to use the toilet? lol.

Yes Prowler, she is lol. I tell her all the time that she needs to neuter the kittens.. and finally the 7 that are left are neutered. She had in a time around 20. The thing is they are free to go everywhere, and we don't have a animal-friendly culture in Mexico.

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Re: People's Cats

Postby KoolBak on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:35 am

I have always loved cats....they can be as different as people can....

The coon is way cool Woody ;o) You must have a super-sized kitty box :shock:

Here is our (my son's) current cat, Cleo - she found me 8 years ago in the deep woods MILES from anywhere when we were hunting; scraggly starving kitten came brushing up against my leg purring - totally bizarre. Stuffed her in a pocket where she happily rode for 3+ hours till we got back to the truck. Took her home...rest is history - she LOVES riding in the car...wont run away when we take her new places....bullies the crap out of our 100 pound doberman...lol.

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