Does Obama masturbate

[ViperOverLord]

Michelle takes a lot of trips without him and vice versa.

[guardian1357]

I think he is to sofisticated to do that.

his daughters were born by having the sperm surgically place in michelle

he and her probably think sex is disgusting and barbarian

[natty dread]

Of course he does.

ps. Plagiarism

[Timminz]

Of course he does.

ps. Plagiarism

+1

[ViperOverLord]

Of course he does.

ps. Plagiarism

I believe the word your looking for is mimicking.

-1 X Whoever

[Timminz]

Plagiarism + 1 = this thread

[natty dread]

this.thread = (funny?)political_argleblargh;

this.thread = fail;

[tzor]

He's too busy stroking his ego to stroke his ...

[ViperOverLord]

this.thread = (funny?)political_argleblargh;

this.thread = fail;

Oh but its satire. It is quite amusing yes.

[Army of GOD]

if(this.thread == fail){

cout << "lol. Fail.";

}

[natty dread]

if(this.thread == fail) {

this.Close();
}

[Army of GOD]

Why is the class called "this"?

[natty dread]

this is a keyword for self reference.

(at least in #, not sure about ++)


in other words, this.Close() calls the method Close() in it's own class.

[Army of GOD]

Oh. Well in my basic knowledge of ++, it looked like you had a class variable named "this", which doesn't make much sense.

[natty dread]

Yeah well at least it makes for lots of nifty programming jokes.

this.Sucks();
this.IsStupid();
this.IsSparta(300);

etc.

[InkL0sed]

(at least in #, not sure about ++)

That's true in most languages, but I think C++ does it differently. I can't remember though - I've repressed all knowledge of that horrendous thing.