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I'm off to attack the land of Swiss

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the wonderful land of Swiss!




Here's the battle plan:

1. We march to the capitol (that's in Geneva, amirite?)
2. We mimic gun sounds and announce invasion

That should pretty much do it, I think. Anybody wanna join me? Whoever joins first gets the largest number of newly enslaved Swiss!
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Plus chocolate and a free clock.
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I went through the Geneva airport a couple times (in 1985). I recall there being way more dudes with machine guns than any airport I've ever been through, before or since.
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I went to Greece fifteen years ago and there were tanks on the runway.

I didn't even know the Greeks had tanks.
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I went to Serbia's mom's house the other night.

I didn't know she was easier than invading Switzerland.
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InkL0sed assaulted Switzerland and conquered it from neutral player
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ManBungalow wrote:InkL0sed assaulted Switzerland and conquered it from neutral player
It's that easy
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Nuker assaulted from France to Switzerland! Nuker conquered Switzerland from InkL0sed!
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Nuker wrote:Nuker assaulted from France to Switzerland! Nuker conquered Switzerland from InkL0sed!
I'm afraid that until you present some evidence for this, no one will believe you.
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And France can't attack, only surrender.


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InkL0sed wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:InkL0sed assaulted Switzerland and conquered it from neutral player
It's that easy
And you did it with 1 army too.
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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