Who Would Wax This?

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:36 pm

The world's fattest mum. Someone hit this?

lilrvrgrl · Post by **lilrvrgrl** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:22 pm

Happens all the time. hehehe

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:57 am

I'm pretty sure I could fit my entire body into her vagina

jefjef · Post by **jefjef** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:09 am

CRUSH seems to be the appropriate drink.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:12 am

jefjef wrote:CRUSH seems to be the appropriate drink.

99% of the population would pour it into a cup.

She, on the other hand, drinks the entire 2-liter.

naxus · Post by **naxus** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:28 am

Army of GOD wrote:I'm pretty sure I could fit my entire body into her vagina

You say that like it's not a turn on

lilrvrgrl · Post by **lilrvrgrl** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:06 am

Army of GOD wrote:I'm pretty sure I could fit my entire body into her vagina

lol, you are probably not her type anyway.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:56 am

A true tribute to McDonald's health menu.

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:47 am

"Oh look, I found a baby in here!"

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:19 pm

ManBungalow wrote:"Oh look, I found a baby in here!"

Why did she find a baby in the McDonald's food?

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:42 pm

Somebody knocked the dust off of this....I want to know who! and HOW!

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:05 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Somebody knocked the dust off of this....I want to know who! and HOW!

And what would you do to him ?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:06 pm

Obscene material alert!

Geesh that makes me throw up a little in my mouth. How was the baby not merely crushed whenever she laid on her back?

-rd

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:24 pm

ManBungalow wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Somebody knocked the dust off of this....I want to know who! and HOW!
And what would you do to him ?

I would look at him, and then cover my mouth with my hand and whisper "That dude banged the fattest chik in the world"

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:25 pm

Oh Snap! It's a friggin Polar Bear!

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:01 pm

I'm reminded of that famous Austin Powers dialogue.

Austin: [referring to Felicity sleeping with Fat Bastard] Well how could you do it?
Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my job.
Austin: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:58 am

My friend once Googled "How do fat people have sex"

I think the answer was "A lot of pillows"

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:37 am

Phatscotty wrote: The world's fattest mum. Someone hit this?

Sure, these guys would.

oldrisky44 · Post by **oldrisky44** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:22 am

A How-to guide for the uninformed.

Step 1. Cover her entire body in flour.
Step 2. Wait 3 seconds.
Step 3. Search for wet spots.
Step 4. Poke at wet spots.
You're on your own from here.

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