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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:16 pm

Just add 8 cents to every dollar that you spend. That's what I'd do. Like a boss.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:34 pm

But that's not accurate enough.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:35 pm

Then move to a Republican state where they have no taxes.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:32 pm

=(Ā Ā 
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:42 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.


you got me

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:57 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.


you got me

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How fucking dare you use my smiley
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:07 am

Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.


you got me

=(


How fucking dare you use my smiley


Double =(
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:35 pm

New Jersey imposes a sales tax on i-tunes, but Apple doesn't charge sales tax to New Jersey users. Therefore, technically, New Jersey residents who buy i-tunes need to report use tax to the state. I don't report use tax and thus get out of paying the state over $6! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:14 pm

thegreekdog wrote:New Jersey imposes a sales tax on i-tunes, but Apple doesn't charge sales tax to New Jersey users. Therefore, technically, New Jersey residents who buy i-tunes need to report use tax to the state. I don't report use tax and thus get out of paying the state over $6! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


LOL bro -

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:19 pm

I'm going to continue to post "Happy Birthday!" on Saxitoxin's profile as long as he continues to have birthdays. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:20 pm

thegreekdog wrote:I'm going to continue to post "Happy Birthday!" on Saxitoxin's profile as long as he continues to have birthdays. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


SWEET!!!
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:05 pm

You guys are really bad at passive aggressive. Oh I'm sorry, I guess everyone is just more passive aggressive when pimpdave is around.


Secret-
Saxi totally reminds me of this guy Andre that I have to beat up. And if Andre didn't know that, he does now.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:48 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:You guys are really bad at passive aggressive. Oh I'm sorry, I guess everyone is just more passive aggressive when pimpdave is around.


Secret-
Saxi totally reminds me of this guy Andre that I have to beat up. And if Andre didn't know that, he does now.


Bro?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:57 pm

Dont S. I got your back. Maybe we'll have to f*ck Juan's shit up
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:03 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Dont S. I got your back. Maybe we'll have to f*ck Juan's shit up


tight; thx bro
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Fucking 7.5% sales tax in NY. And despite me being good at math, I cannot, for the life of me, calculate sales tax accurately in my head.


Calculate it at 15% which is easy because it's 10% and half that again, then divide by two silly.



Is that passive aggressive enough, or does it require more name calling?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:04 am

notyou2 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Fucking 7.5% sales tax in NY. And despite me being good at math, I cannot, for the life of me, calculate sales tax accurately in my head.


Calculate it at 15% which is easy because it's 10% and half that again, then divide by two silly.



Is that passive aggressive enough, or does it require more name calling?


No, it's something along the lines of not asking stupid questions...
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:36 pm

Saxi is not Andre, it's just that he kinda looks like him and they sound similar. I know Saxi's not Andre because Saxi knows what BROS BEFORE HOS means. I kinda like that about Saxi because it keeps reminding me that I'm pissed off.
And when I find Andre I'm going to freshen his breath with a boot and a minty condom.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:56 pm

I've been using my roommate's iPod charger without him knowing for the past few weeks because I forgot mine at home. Nobody tell him!
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:34 pm

I recently found out that I have herpes.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:35 pm

tkr4lf wrote:I recently found out that I have herpes.


My bad
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:I recently found out that I have herpes.


My bad

I told you to wear a condom, you jerk!
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:44 am

Ok, here's a testament to how small I am and have always been.


So for those of you who've been taking tabs of my life, the last time I played competitive hockey in an actual league was 9 years ago, when I was in 6th grade. This year I'm playing intramural hockey at my school, and I'm home for the weekend so I've been looking through my/my brothers' old hockey stuff so I can get equipment and stuff. I found my old Rangers bag (yes, my hockey bag is a legit NY Rangers hockey bag) and I found the last jersey I wore for my old hockey league (it's a "fake" Penguins jersey, which is my current favorite team). I figured what the Hell, and tried it on.





And it fits...perfectly.




tl;dr - I'm the same size now (sophomore in college) as I was 9 years ago (6th grade).
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby nietzsche on Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:29 am

dont worry, look at messi
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:42 am

Army of GOD wrote:(it's a "fake" Penguins jersey, which is my current favorite team)

You remind me of my cousin. Her new favorite football team is the Packers.
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