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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:14 am

jimboston wrote:As an aside... I find it amazing how a true DDR patriot of the worker's and peasants seems to have a pretty good life here in our vulgar blind stupid and unfree capitalist society.

I mean if you were fleeing the Facist West German gov't... why not head to cuba or china and take of the patriotic socialist mantle?

How does a worker and peasant DDR member afford to retire to California in luxury?


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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby demonfork on Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:51 pm

I'd say f the code and connect the plumbing to homeboys septic but ditch the retro style architecture (unless you plan on coming out soon).
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby mpjh on Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:04 pm

How can this be, the boundary between San Luis Obisbo and Santa Barbara counties is a river.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:13 pm

If that's the case a shorter pipe in the direction of Griz's septic tank should solve the problem. Make sure it is deep enough that you can't see a cloud when you flush and you're set.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:31 pm

mpjh wrote:How can this be, the boundary between San Luis Obisbo and Santa Barbara counties is a river.


Correct, the Salinas River.

Grizzly Rex and his wife, Sweet Lou, are mer-people.

I don't understand why you have a problem with that?

I already addressed that, previously, in this thread:

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(between you and tzor, I swear! ADHD? sheesh!)
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:06 pm

There you have it. No one except Demonfork would run a septic pipe across or under a river.

There's a reason for that code. f the code might turn into f the river with your raw sewage. That's why you get lettuce from some countries that don't have codes like that and it is contaminated with e-coli so it makes people here sick.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:24 pm

2dimes wrote:There you have it. No one except Demonfork would run a septic pipe across or under a river.

There's a reason for that code. f the code might turn into f the river with your raw sewage. That's why you get lettuce from some countries that don't have codes like that and it is contaminated with e-coli so it makes people here sick.


(1) I don't grow lettuce,

(2) Grizzly Rex, Sweet Lou and their daughter Honey Bear only eat apple-wine and marzipan

Hey gang, unless you have a Juris Doctor or a Staatsexamen I'd prefer not to be judged. Would appreciate some tolerance on this one, gang. Thanks.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:39 pm

It's the cabage farm down stream that I'm worried about. :( You'll be using a composting toilet at least, right?
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby KoolBak on Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:40 pm

Every time I flush. it ends up in Dimey's back yard....I think THATS why he's so sensitive :cry:
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby jimboston on Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:40 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Gym, each time you run head-first into one of my honey-pot threads (fewer though they may be) it causes each and every one of us to cringe in pain, but - simultaneously - smile, for it is for you that they are constructed.


My bad... I thought they were constructed for your own vanity.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby nietzsche on Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:33 pm

I look forward for CC Week every year for male players and strippers at saxi's Pool House.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:41 am

Yo, dawg, you got OLD again! LOL
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby Sackett58 on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:59 am

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And once you get tired of the pool parties you can get an "In and Out" burger franchise and make it a drive thru. Might have to fill in the pool thou.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:05 pm

saxitoxin wrote: Should I risk building it and just cross my fingers the county doesn't find out or should I leave it unplumbed? The thing is, I want to use it as a crash pad for guests when I have pool parties. That means they'd have to come into the house to use the bathroom if I didn't plumb it.

You can risk it, but note that this is a rather well-known house and it is unlikely it will escape notice... unless maybe you are one of those with the 12' hedges around your property (in which case folks may call in just to have an excuse to "lookeee".


Of course, being CA.. have you looked into composting toilets or something similar? It sounds gross, but properly constructed... isn't. I am not sure UCSB is the greatest resource, but I can find out for you if you wish. ;) (see, I don't hold grudges against people with whom I politically disagree).

Did a quickie search, LOTS of info out there.

Here are a couple regarding legalities:
http://www.ehow.com/list_7196739_califo ... ilets.html
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http://www.composttoilets.net/stateregs.htm

and here are a couple that go more into the concept, why it works, etc.
http://inspectapedia.com/septic/altcompost.htm

http://www.ideamarketers.com/?Compostin ... om=PROFILE


PS you could also hook up to the septic, but have this composting system to satisfy regulators.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby notyou2 on Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:16 pm

Make Esmerelda shovel the shit into wheel barrels and wheel it behind a hedge. Downhill and downwind is preferable.
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby Lootifer on Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:32 pm

What's the point of this thread?
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Re: Pool house being built near Lot 7

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:09 pm

Lootifer wrote:What's the point of this thread?


He's telling us about the pool house, you silly willy.
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