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Remember, these are cold-hard FACTS. Debating these is essentially debating truth itself...and we all know Jay is the only one who debates truth. Ask yourself, do you want to be like Jay? (love you Jay!)

1. Atheism is a belief
2. Never, ever go into the Dark Forest if you're doing the final part of Legends of the Hidden Temple. There is ALWAYS a Temple Guard in one of the trees
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3. There is no life.
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4. Beards are itchy as f*ck
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6. You will never be limber enough to f*ck yourself
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7. Grandma's teeth are always bigger the better to eat you with.
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8. DONKEYS! :D
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It was an ok television show. Jo and Blaire were hot.
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7. If it rains and you don't put the lid on your trashcan, the alleycats will have to eat soup.
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8. if something can go wrong, it will
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john9blue wrote:8. if something can go wrong, it will
also known as Murphy's Law
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9. Going to bed at 5 AM playing Platform Racing is never a good thing
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10) Jesus did not have blonde hair and blue eyes.

10 a)he didnt ignore his people because they couldnt write numbers
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10. Not numbering your facts makes me ignore them
11. shieldgenerator, you're an artard. We have two number 7s
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12. 7's and 8's will always be doubled.
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13. It's not fair.

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14. Masturbation is a perfectly natural and healthy thing to do.
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15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you cancer.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist.
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natty_dread wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
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tkr4lf wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
"phicsed"
16. phicsed will be a meme
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InkL0sed wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
"phicsed"
16. phicsed will not be as successful a meme as zing!
phicsed for truth. Zing!
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17. When I think about you, I touch myself.
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whitestazn88 wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
"phicsed"
16. phicsed will not be as successful a meme as zing!
phicsed for falsehood. Zing!
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what does phicsed mean?
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