Hit Ctrl-V

[bedub1]

Please hit reply, and then press ctrl-v on your keyboard. Let's see what's in everybody's buffer for copy/paste.

[bedub1]

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=143405

mine was the link to this post...i posted it in live chat for the people in there.

[pancakemix]

[classified mafia game information]

[Kalano Sanchin]

mitotic cells in embryonic tissue

[rdsrds2120]

posting.php?mode=post&f=5

I can't remember why that's there

-rd

[Amateil]

2011-04-19 14:25:26 - alsizer: there u go red, blue pissed in my oatmeal

[Nobunaga]

　トヨタ自動車は１８日、系列を含む国内１８カ所の組み立て工場のうち、停止していた１４工場での生産を再開した。東日本大震災が発生した３月１１日以来の全工場稼働となる。生産対象は全車種に及ぶものの、約１５０品目の部品調達に支障が出る恐れがあり、稼働率は震災前の計画の半分程度。１日あたりの生産台数も約６千台にとどまる。

　宮城工場（宮城県大衡村〈おおひらむら〉）が被災した系列のセントラル自動車の葛原徹社長は１８日、生産再開にあたって「被災者の（復旧に向けた）元気をクルマづくりに変えていくことが使命」と語った。震災による同工場の被害は照明の落下など軽微だったが、ほかの工場と同様、部品調達に支障が出たことから生産を停止していた。

　トヨタは、６月３日まで、４月末での閉鎖が決まっているセントラル自動車相模原工場（相模原市）を除く１７工場で生産を継続する。大型連休も当初計画より長く休む計画だ。

... News.. boring news my wife copy-pasted somewhere.

[Victor Sullivan]

Be at the gates of the lot in twenty, you'll get the goods there.

No idea where that came from, heh...

[GreecePwns]

FROM table1 INNER JOIN table2 ON table1.field1compopr table2.field2

Doing an project for my computers and business class in Access. Speaking of which, anyone know how to join tables? This seems to have done nothing.

[Army of GOD]

[my bank number from when I filed my taxes]

[jonesthecurl]

(nothing at all, which is odd - I know what I expected).

[bedub1]

(nothing at all, which is odd - I know what I expected).

Was it an image? I bet an image doesn't paste....

[Mr_Adams]

Ride a bike

and you guys have the cheapest gas in the world still - get over it

You said it! Over here we're fondly reminiscing about the days when it was the equivalent of 7 bucks a gallon. It's over 8 at the moment which is quite a stretch. Enjoy your 3 dollar something gas, lucky bastards...

[BigBallinStalin]

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres ... KIXbMR4WOA

[muy_thaiguy]

Nothing happened.

[angola]

DJENRE

I copied his name to try and invite him to a tourney game, but I wasn't allowed to invite him because I wasn't running the tournament.

[Nola_Lifer]

You mean command+v

[Mr_Adams]

You mean command+v

Mac users use control, because we are better.

[john9blue]

it's a picture. my legendary nyan.cat score:



god damn i'm so cool

[SirSebstar]

8796962


... ah a comment about that i cannot play a game right now, but need to get away from the firewall.. it ties me for a finals place.. ouch

[shieldgenerator7]

obviously I had nothing in my copier so nothing happened. I'll post later at the end of the day when I'm sure to have something in there

[Mr_Adams]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13092520

From the world currency thread

[SirSebstar]

Now Playing: “The Attack of the Odd Smelling Creature from Under the Outhouse”

Narrator: In this exciting issue The Newt explains the thrill of things slipping away… let’s tune in:

Maybe it’s human nature. Maybe it’s because I’ve been spending too many late nights playing Speed Crack (please see below). But lately I feel like I’ve been in a made for Television, Funded by Arts Canada, C Grade Horror Movie. And it really, really sucks.

You know the movie? The one where you go: “you would have to be an idiot to open that door.” And? Said idiot opens that door. And then gets stabbed in the forehead. Repeatedly. Yeah. I have knives in my forehead. Some of you do too. It is often (but not always to be sure) the reason for the “these dice can bite my hairy (albeit cute) arse” threads on the Board. It’s when you know you shouldn’t attack anymore. You KNOW it. Not even your crazy auntie who is always souped up on cold meds would attack anymore. But you do. Here is the dialogue straight from CC’s secret tapes:

Voice of Reason : “Good job Elf. You’ve moved forward well this turn. Now fort-up and move along.”
Elfish_Lad : “What?!?! Yeah baby! Kickin’ Arse and taking names you Mother Of An Anteater’s Cousin! Deal with that!!!”
Voice of Reason : “Hah, Elf. Good one. Now. Take that little lost 2 over there and place it on this stack of 5 here. Okay?”
Elfish_Lad : “Right on! Moving forward! Gonna snag me another country before I’m done this turn, then I’ll get me a righteous bonus next turn and then on to the next territory and then VICTORY you Cow Looking Foppish Goul!”
Voice of Reason : “Elf! STOP!!! Sweet Mother of...”
Elfish_Lad : “Woo! Hoo! Forward HOOOOOE!!!! What?!?! Where did all my little armies go? Damn... These dice suck.”
Voice of Reason : “…”
Elfish_Lad : “How did this knife get stuck in my forehead anyway?!?!”
Voice of Reason : “F U.”

Narrator: Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of “The Newt Throws Away The Lead Again!”

The Elf and His Sexy Striptease

Here is an interesting development I haven't figured out how to conquer: (as mentioned above) I've been hooked on speed games for the last month and it is random.org's fault. I want to learn doubles and quads. I want to figure out terminator and kill your neighbour's uncle (or whatever those other game types are). I do. Really. But I need intervention. You see a couple of weeks back I booted up a few 1v1's in Ireland. No spoils. Adjacent. Speed. And I started to win. It was 3:30 in the morning and I had won like 15 in a row. Some against folks with swords on their lapels. It was nuts. This was the result:

Image

Crazy. In no time at all I went from lowly Sargent-without-the-little-red-dot-in-the-middle guy to Luey! I thought "I'll just make it to Captain and go to bed." No. You don't see a Captain's applet presently there under my avatar. I know you know what happened, but I like to hear myself talk so I'm going to lay it out for you anyway.

Ever have this experience as a kid? It is summer time and you're about 8 and you are running to the slide? You are ready to envision yourself as a sky-pilot dive bombing all the little kids at the bottom playing in the sand? You climb the ladder. You sit at the top in your best skater-dude-shorts and you begin your descent... (stop) and... your... (skid) burning legs... stick on the... (skin peals) hot slide all... the... (you don't want to cry but you can't help it) way... down to the... (frick, when is this going to end) bottom. Oh. Yeah. There was sand on the slide too.

I went from "Almost Captian" to "Frick I'm A Corporal 1st Class Again" and then to bed in under two hours. Go me.

It was inevitable of course. Nothing last forever. But now I feel like a coworker I know. We got her hooked on coffee. The first one's free but then you pay and pay and pay. She likes cappa-mocca-frappa-chugga-cuppa now at about $18 CDN a shot. She's lost her house to pay for the habit. I feel bad for her but hey, no one forced her to drink that first cup did they?!?! Nope.

Stupid winning streak anyway. What makes it worse is the fact that at the same time there were all these posts on the board about sucky dice. And I snickered. Foolish little Elf Person.

So. There you have it. The fortnightly rant of The Newt. Hope there was something in there you enjoyed. I'm off to play Ire... I'm off to... join in... a game of... Crap. You know where I'm going.

Kill 'em all brothers and sisters. Kill 'em all.

The Elf

[paradise28]

you guys are one of three families i know that're moving in the next few months . sad day

-yep. not excited about that.

[edocsil]

Clear[a, b, f, x, y, h]
f[x_, y_] = x + Log[y + \[Pi]];
{a, b} = {0, 1};
h = 0.05;

{xn, yn} = {a, b};

EulerPoints = Table[
Slope = f[xn, yn];
{xn, yn} = {xn + h, yn + h*Slope},
{200}]

Mathlab makes me vomit.