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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:13 pm

What's the quickest and most effective way for you to get an erection?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby jefjef on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:20 am

Do you prefer your wiener stuffed in a bun?

With or without condiments?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:21 am

Why do you want us to ask about your wiener?
10:16:35 ‹Ace Rimmer› haven't looked at work in ages
10:42:43 ‹Sackett58› fine, I'll take my panties elsewhere
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:38 am

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:43 pm

Why are you here?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:52 pm

Oh, and inb4
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Crazyirishman on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:05 pm

How ecstatic were you when you recieved the inb4 lock forum vacation for free?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Queen_Herpes on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:55 am

Who is better, and why?
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006

This link is the best way to make new players feel welcome...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:24 pm

What's a wiener and where can I get one?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Serbia on Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:15 pm

If someone had some magic beans that, when planted, sprouted a bean that, when eaten, would cause you to grow to a normal height (you know, something taller than 3' 10"), how many cups of sugar would you put into a pot of coffee?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:28 am

Does P=NP ?

Provide proof plox.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:38 am

Have you ever considered having a friend sign up, or creating a multi, that is named 'Army of Satan/Devil/etc', and then playing some epic 1vs1 games to the death?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:56 am

Are you and squishyg real good friends?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby #1_stunna on Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:04 am

Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?
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10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:22 am

#1_stunna wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?


Did you just throw up in your mouth reading that too?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Georgerx7di on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:16 pm

Serbia wrote:If someone had some magic beans that, when planted, sprouted a bean that, when eaten, would cause you to grow to a normal height (you know, something taller than 3' 10"), how many cups of sugar would you put into a pot of coffee?

And what was the mass of the bean stalk?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby trapyoung on Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:59 am

Are you a normal short person or one of the weird looking ones?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby FarangDemon on Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:04 am

Why did you ditch your old pokemon avatar?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby trapyoung on Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:46 am

When you were younger, did your parents call you Militia of God or maybe Army of Jesus?

Jesus and God are the same person or something like that right? I think one of them is a BPB
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Nola_Lifer on Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:00 pm

How many internet sites do you post pictures of yourself on? How many are NSFW?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby jefjef on Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:28 pm

Was your mom the only piece of a$$ you ever had?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby natty dread on Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:45 pm

Do you ever do it with the left hand?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby The Bison King on Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:01 pm

What is best in life?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Joodoo on Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:04 pm

Do you agree that the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life?
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And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:49 pm

If you could change your name, would you change it to Army of DOGS? If you did change it to Army of DOGS would you join the pack?
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