If you had to sleep with one of the following ...

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:40 pm

I'M MERGING A POLITICS THREAD WITH A SEX THREAD.

If you had to* sleep with one of the world's deputy chiefs of government, which would you choose? This vote will take the form of a descending choice ballot. In each round the lowest vote getters will be eliminated. Don't just vote against the men, men. If you're not gaysexual, try to imagine yourself as a woman and whom you would prefer (this is something I enjoy doing anyway, but that's a topic for a different thread).

* (e.g. imagine if Joe Biden raped you)

GERMANY
Dr. Philipp Rösler
Age: 38
Title: Vice-Chancellor
Party: Free Democratic Party (centre-right)

FINLAND
Jutta Urpilainen
Age: 37
Title: Deputy Prime Minister
Party: Social Democratic Party (centre-left)

VENEZUELA
Dr. Elías Jaua
Age: 42
Title: Vice-President
Party: United Socialist Party (left)

UNITED STATES
Joe Biden
Age: 68
Title: Vice-President
Party: Democrat Party (centre)

UNITED KINGDOM
Nick Clegg
Age: 44
Title: Deputy Prime Minister
Party: Liberal Democratic Party (centre)

SCOTLAND
Nicola Sturgeon
Age: 41
Title: Deputy First Minister
Party: Scottish National Party (centre-left)

FLORIDA
Jennifer Carroll
Age: 51
Title: Lieutenant-Governor
Party: Republican Party (centre-right)

EGYPT
Lt. Gen. Sami Hafez Anan
Age: 63
Title: Deputy Chairman of the Supreme Military Council
Party: N/A

BOLIVIA
Álvaro García Linera
Age: 48
Title: Vice-President
Party: Movement for Socialism (left)

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:45 pm

I vote for Hugo Chavez. He has such an adorable, puffy face.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:48 pm

I voted Jutta Urpilainen, but it was a close call between her and Jennifer Carroll. Really it comes down to whomever has the biggest booty. OL' SAXI LUVVVV HIM SOME BIGGGGG BOOTY!!!*

- * (By "booty" I mean carbon emissions policies.)

jimboston · Post by **jimboston** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:14 pm

How is the German guy Asian?

I voted for Carroll.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:21 pm

I think you should change the question to "If you had to sleep with two of the following at the same time..."

I voted for the Finnish woman because I've never banged a Finnish woman before.

I'm disappointed no oily Greek men made the list.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:40 pm

Joe Biden - 13%

shit just got real

Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:44 pm

I'll f*ck Nick Clegg. that cunt deserves to be rodgered up the arris by an angry Englishman who voted liberal in the last election.

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:45 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Jutta Urpilainen (Finland)

I'd like to be the one who is "pilainen" her.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:18 pm

I should be on this list.

And why isn't Frank Sinatra on this list?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:41 pm

I voted for Serbia

Tisha · Post by **Tisha** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:21 am

maybe Jutta Urpilainen..

jefjef · Post by **jefjef** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:26 am

Jutta is the sound of bed springs.

And Saxi. How the hell is Biden centre? Is he playing for the Wash Redskins or is he sandwiched between Obama and Pelosi?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:02 am

jimboston wrote:How is the German guy Asian?

I voted for Carroll.

He's adopted.

And I'm leaning towards Carroll as well, even though she looks like she could be a real bitch.

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:55 am

In the evening wear competition I always go for the woman in a red dress. Here's to you Nicola.

Ace Rimmer · Post by **Ace Rimmer** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:58 am

I'd sleep with Sackett58. Barring that, Jutta. Although I've never tried chocolate...

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:07 am

Ace Rimmer wrote:I'd sleep with Sackett58. Barring that, Jutta. Although I've never tried chocolate...

I better get dinner and a movie before that.

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:45 am

How can you omit Michele Bachmann? Her obvious talent was on display in Iowa.

macbone · Post by **macbone** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:54 am

How does Anan have 0 votes? He's clearly the second-best choice on this list.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:06 am

SAMI & ELIAS (EGYPT & VENEZUELA) HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!

ROUND 2 VOTING NOW UNDERWAY!

(A SPECIAL SURPRISE CONTESTANT WILL BE SHOWING-UP IN ROUND 4!!!)

comic boy · Post by **comic boy** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:16 am

I would be concerned about Carroll because she might incline towards a time and motion exercise.Clegg might be worth a try as he is sure to change his mind ,and if his misses steps up as substitute then I'm more than happy. To be safe though I will stick to the Finnish girly , they love it up the arse according to Papa Frog

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:57 am

It's Phil vs. Joe vs. Nicola vs. Jutta with the Load-Blowing Surprise Candidate one round from introduction!

Question: Do people genuinely prefer the chance at sleeping with Joe Biden versus Jennifer Carroll or is this Liberal Fantasy Bias?

- Jutta is the only remaining candidate who is not married
- Phil is the only right-wing candidate remaining
- Flaxen-Haired Candidates have fared best overall

Here are new pics of the candidates courtesy the search phrase "[NAME] + SEXY" in Google Images:

Vice-Chancellor Rösler

Vice-President Biden

Deputy First Minister Sturgeon

Deputy Prime Minister Urpilainen

Ace Rimmer · Post by **Ace Rimmer** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:48 pm

Sackett58 is fixing the vote!

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:03 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:Sackett58 is fixing the vote!

Do you just vote for any curvy thing that walks in?

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:49 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:Sackett58 is fixing the vote!

Oh, by the way. The lady from Florida isn't here anymore so we don't have to worry about vote fixing.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:49 pm

IT'S ROUND 4 WHICH MEANS THE SURPRISE CONTESTANT IS NOW INVOLVED.

Joe and Phil are eliminated leaving Nicola, Jutta and

Theodoros Pangalos
Title: Deputy Prime Minister of Greece
Age: 72
Party: Panhellenic Socialist Movement
Assumed Office: 1981