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Natascha
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Anyone who knows how to repair a bike (the chain) ?

Or someone who lives close to me who can do it for me? Please?
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lol.
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I may be able to help.

1. What kind of bike is it?

2. What are you wearing?

3. Are you already all greasy and sweaty from trying to do it yourself?
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You have any tools? I can talk you through this...
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Ace Rimmer wrote:I may be able to help.

1. What kind of bike is it?

2. What are you wearing?

3. Are you already all greasy and sweaty from trying to do it yourself?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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First thing you need to do is put on some clean white clothes, preferably something expensive......
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Ace Rimmer wrote:I may be able to help.

1. What kind of bike is it?

2. What are you wearing?

3. Are you already all greasy and sweaty from trying to do it yourself?
All very relevant questions. I commend you sir. =D>
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Bike repaired! ;-)
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Natascha wrote:Anyone who knows how to repair a bike (the chain) ?

Or someone who lives close to me who can do it for me? Please?
Since you have a computer, try these. They will be better than any verbage we can give here.:

http://www.ehow.com/how_117855_fix-bike-chain.html (if it just came off)

http://www.wikihow.com/Fix-a-Broken-Bicycle-Chain (if it broke).

and here are some videos (did not click on them, so cannot certify their appropriateness).
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=how ... &FORM=VDRE#

Also, check that the sprockets and such are not bent. (how did it break).
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Natascha wrote:Bike repaired! ;-)
YEAH! WE FUCKIN HELPED!
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Conquer Club's chain of command is a success once again.

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conquer club forums: the place to go for mechanical repair advice
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Re: repair a bike

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Thanks to all!
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Natascha wrote:Thanks to all!
you are welcome.

so glad i could help.

you can send payment to my P.O. Box.
12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long
10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
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#1_stunna wrote:you can send payment to my P.O. Box.
But it would be sooo much easier if you just posted your bank account number.. then we'd all have it for the next time we wish to thank you. :twisted: :twisted:

(oh, you say its against CC policy?..... :twisted: )
Disclaimer... I am assuming no one is stupid enough to really do this, besides it would be against CC policy
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No, it would be fine if he posted his own bank acct number. Posting your OWN personal information is not against CC policies.
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This is so funny. Good job, Natascha. You have obviously dealt with deciphering men's directions before and have become an expert at it.
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