the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

by **Victor Sullivan** on Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:55 pm

Quirk wrote:One of my old roommates loves madlibs.
Here's Eleanor Rigby as a madlib:

Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!
Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!

Delta Dawn picks up a broken promise in the Tuvan yurt where a circle jerk has been
Jews in a Christian
Waits at the window, skullfucking the minor deity that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all come from ?
All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all belong ?

Kermit, illegally inhaling the words of a satirical poem that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him misunderstanding. Inappropriately groping his drooling fools in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all come from?
All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all belong?

Delta Dawn pope raped in the green house and was buried along with her little raisin girl
Nobody came
Kermit bloody smurfing the dirt from his naughty bits as he walks from the grave
No one was chicken hawked

Lol, +1 Quirk!

I say that as if you don't always have incredible posts, though. +1 gajillion?

-Sully

by **Quirk** on Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:59 pm

As a child I spent my summers with my grandparents on Lake Blackshear in south Georgia. It's still common for me to dream about being back there. Recently we took Quirk Jr down to meet my uncle and swim in the lake. Here's a pic of my grandfather by the lake. We caught some pretty big fish back in the day (mid-seventies to early eighties).

by **Quirk** on Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:20 pm

Here's an old post that doesn't mention me but it does offer praise for The Thread.

sportsdd2 wrote:Happy Birthday me

Its the one time of the year when I can be conceeded. And thought why not add to the madness of this awsome thread.

On another note: While I was making that last post a family of raccoons feasted on the cat food on the front porch. I heard them and opened the front door to a comical scene. Various sized raccoons scrambling and stumbling off the porch. I have to admit the little ones are pretty cute. I prefer the deer, though. They tend to stay off the porch but they can scare the hell out of me when I'm taking out the trash at night.

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:08 am

I think I've went fishing no more than maybe 15 times in my life. Maybe only 10. I always felt bad for skewering the worm and having the fish bite down on a hook.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:23 am

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, weeps at the inactivity shown here.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

by **Quirk** on Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:14 pm

This was a week of CC anniversaries. Andy's fifth year as an employee, three years since my join date and two years since my wife joined.

I won 148 points in one game and became a sergeant for the first time.

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:18 pm

I love you

by **Quirk** on Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:55 pm

by **Quirk** on Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:04 am

autoload wrote:I'm really starting to suspect Quirk of brown nosing...

by **strike wolf** on Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:17 am

Quirk wrote:This was a week of CC anniversaries. Andy's fifth year as an employee, three years since my join date and two years since my wife joined.

I won 148 points in one game and became a sergeant for the first time.

Wait wait wait...Your wife's been on this site for 2 years and we're just now meeting her?

Quirk...I am Disappoint.

by **Quirk** on Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:28 am

Remember the summer of 2009 when my stepson stayed with us? They both created accounts and he posted in here at least once. She played one game and won.

by **Quirk** on Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:39 am

Video of the day.
Classic Canadian Comedy, Conquer Club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMfmzEpvW-g

by **Quirk** on Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:21 pm

Quirk wrote:
autoload wrote:I take it bananas is the current fad of this thread?

by **Quirk** on Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:11 pm

Quirky days are these.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:41 am

Quirk wrote:Quirky days are these.

The end is nigh.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

by **Quirk** on Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:36 pm

by **Quirk** on Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:39 pm

by **Quirk** on Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:44 pm

by **Quirk** on Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:58 pm

BPotW

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:17 am

by **shieldgenerator7** on Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:45 pm

hey! wow nice to meet you Quirk's wife!

What's up in the thread that never ends?

by **Quirk** on Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:56 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Quirk wrote:

All hail/worship with great Chewbacca. The Banana Hath Divined Him.

**Munches on a sacred-banana**

--Andy

Last January

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:19 pm

Can't remember if I posted this before, but it is worth posting again:

[Listen to the Story]:

America's most widely eaten banana type, the Cavendish, is threatened by a fungus that could wipe out U.S. banana supplies if it spreads to Latin America. Banana expert Dan Koeppel discusses the problem of banana monoculture, and why he says we should demand banana variety.

**Munches on a banana while he can.**

--Andy