New Conqueror GLG Grats!!

[King_Herpes]

Enough guys.

I think we are all intelligent enough that if we were all at the same bar, we would all be sitting together having a drink and a laugh.

HOWEVER.

This thread is LOCKED and will stay that way until I get a chance to go through it and deal with anything that needs to be dealt with.

[Chariot of Fire]

Now I've seen and heard everything. . .
-One of my main detractors is Chariot of Fire, right?
-an although he understands that I play legally, he (and others) just don't like my style of play, etc.

But, I heard/saw recently:
-He caused his Clan to FORFEIT games he was in because he ILLEGALLY played in too many games? Blatantly against the rules? Not opinion here
-I happened to see that HE is JOINING games with SEVERAL Cooks, and Cadets -- something I haven't done is about a year.
-And now playing games with ? new recruits in them? something I haven't done in over 2 years (and was/am legally allowed to do)
-his clan complained about account sitting by KoRT -- when he did much more account sitting?

Sorry guys, but that's as bad (if not worse) than what he is flaming/trolling/baiting about. He can play who he wants, but he shouldn't get all sactimonious about me with what he's done/doing. Let some REAL lily-white been-done-wronger complain for you instead.

In the spirit of good clansmanship, I'm sending his clan a $2.00 off coupon for an abacus -- to keep track of Clan games he's entered going forward.
He can use it to also count how many more cooks/cadets/?New-Recruits he's played (all more than dirty ol' GLG).

I don't know what you're smoking, but I haven't joined games with cadets or cooks for as long as I can remember. Are you confusing p.1 of my Game Finder with those games I joined when I too was a noob to the site? Seems so, Columbo.
And yeah....I accidentally joined 1 game too many in a challenge vs your clan. I however paid a penalty, as your clan chose to impose a 21 game forfeit for it so they could go on to contest the final. Perhaps you should read the thread and see what the community thought about that decision!
No amount of mud-slinging on your part can detract from the public ridicule you deserve, for you knowlingly take advantage of the weak and young. If I ever did that I would leave the site in shame.

[Geger]

I tried to stay away from this thread, but this one is too funny to be ignored :

I don't know what you're smoking, but I haven't joined games with cadets or cooks for as long as I can remember. Are you confusing p.1 of my Game Finder with those games I joined when I too was a noob to the site? Seems so, Columbo.

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

Response to Chariot of Fire:

1) "I don't know what you're smoking, but I haven't joined games with cadets or cooks for as long as I can remember"
now that one I gotta PUBLICLY retract. It came up on first page of games 1073702 -- I missed a digit and assume recent (no comma's by CC), but I'd have thought base on your HUGE experience I'd have thought your first would have been. . .50264 or 24 or 1. . .or -0.0001. Now if a dirty lowlife like I can admit the shortcomings of my comments, I'd think a Clan Leader like you could also -- but two other items noted still are glaring

2) "If I ever did that I would leave the site in shame"
-if there is anything else YOU should leave this site in shame about, it's:
- Droning/trolling/flaming.. .
-causing forfeit of 21 games in semi's
-continually referencing a PERSONAL name when ID's were changed to stop that
. . .AND that for wearing that god-awful green shirt in public. . .need I go on?

3) "No amount of mud-slinging on your part can detract from the public ridicule you deserve"
-not mud slinging, just noting that you're not so lily white yourself, dude -- and did something REALLY stupid (not opinion)
-amazingly, only a vocal FEW are doing the public ridicule, most others: congratulated, didn't care, or had the class to keep BS to themselves
-fine, if you HAVE to do public ridicule, please get it done in 1-2 comments. Droing on and On and ON shows you're nearly as bad as Master Bush
-YOU think I deserve public ridicule for playing CC legally. YOU play CC illegally (21 Clan games) and cry about your punishment? and can't take a SINGLE reply of ridicule for it? who are you, the sheriff of Nottingham?

4) "Perhaps you should read the thread and see what the community thought about that decision!"
-from what I understand, KoRT was going to vote on a lower punishment -- much less than CC would allow
-THEN you and your buddies got nasty. .and got the FULL punishment allowed by CC law
-chances are, your BUDDIES sided with you and commented, most people ignore it since you deserved it, and the MAJORITY of cc -- DIDN'T CARE!
-AND you all STILL haven't learned to control your tongues and play nice, have you? a 5 minute time-out in the corner for you!

Why don't you just go see your psychiatrist and ask for stronger meds. I'd bet some cool guy with last name ending in -stra won your elementary school girlfriend from you (and she didn't like you anyway) and you have this latent hatred for all things -stra. Go watch Good Morning Vietnam -- you remind me of Sgt Major Dickerson, of which Robin Williams said: "more in need of a BJ than any white man in history". Now be interesting, or stFu.

I've been reading your stuff too much. My Doctor told me to cough, I thought he meant (act like) CoF, so I started spewing drunken negativisms.

Now, if you still want to be part of that Crack Media team, behave and get me more accurate Farm reports

[karel]

ban master bush

[lynch5762]

I have been staying on the sidelines about this issue and this will probably be my one and only post about it...

Mostly directed at you GLG because you seem to at least be paying attention to what others are saying. I will agree that you are, and probably always have been, playing within the current CC rules. I will also admit that I am not necessarily a big fan of people using all means available to drag someone's name through the mud because there are generally 2 sides to every story.

That being said....... whether you chose to admit it or even care, your method of routinely searching for players that are brand new to the site so that you can easily stomp them is a bit disturbing. I understand that you are moving up in ranks of your opponents now but clearly that was not always the case. And of course you have many following in your footsteps now.

I just don't understand the mentality behind it?? Please correct me if the following analogy is wrong: You decide you want to play a game and you want to win it..... so you decide to find the weakest possible player you can find to play on a difficult map that they have never played and invite them to a private game to make sure that you win.... and you do it over and over and over again. Did it not ever bother you that time and time again these players told you they didn't know the map because they never played it? Clearly the answer is no because you already knew that didn't you?

If that type of victory gives you satisfaction then so be it... whatever floats your boat but I certainly wouldn't find any pleasure or satisfaction in that.... I liken it to me putting my 16 year old son on the mound to pitch against a bunch of 10 year old's because I don't want them to score a single run... There is not much competition in that scenario

Different strokes for different folks I guess.... I just hope you don't approach real life that way because one of these days one of those grade school kids your picking on will be carrying a gun or something.... My advice would be to give up the bully mentality and try picking on someone your own size for a change.... just food for thought

One last statement.... Please don't confuse my thoughts as some kind of jealousy over rank or anything like that. I neither care about, nor have the time, to worry about being the conquerer. I guess I just don't get it that's all

[jgordon1111]

And there you all have it, a Detractor that spoke both civilly and rationally, Laid his opinions out for all to read,without recourse of flaming or baiting. Can any of you match him with the same dignity?

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

THIS POSTING IS FROM GLG'S PERSONAL NON-CC RL ACQUAINTANCES, WHO ARE HOLDING AN INTERVENTION, HAVE TIED GLG UP AND ARE POSTING ON HIS PC TO HELP THE SITUATION:

ALL: WE THANK MR. MERCH313 FOR HIS HOSPITALITY. SOME OF US DON'T AGREE WITH GLG'S STYLE, BUT UNDERSTAND THIS IS A GAME, RIGHT?

HIS MOTHER: PLEASE LEAVE MY LITTLE BOY ALONE. I PROMISED HIM AN ICECREAM CONE IF HE BECAME CONQUEROR. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT

HIS PSYCHOTHERAPIST: PLEASE UNDERSTAND GLG HAS A NAPOLEON COMPLEX. HE IS 4'2" AND WALKS AROUND WITH HIS HAND IN HIS SHIRT.

HIS WITNESS RELOCATION OFFICER: GUYS PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST FROM REFERENCING HIS TRUE IDENTITY. HE MAY BE A REAL SLEAZE BAG BUT HE HAS SAVED COUNTLESS LIVES BY TURNING IN THE BAD GUYS.

HIS BEST FRIEND DIRECTOR IT AT GOOGLE: YOU PEOPLE ARE MESSING AROUND WITH THE WRONG CHAP. I GAVE HIM A SMALL BUT POWERFUL PROGRAM THAT HE COULD DIRECT IN CC TO ANYONE'S COMPUTER. HE CAN MONITOR EVERYTHING YOU DO. NO SHIT

HIS RL GF: WHO THE HELL IS THIS APEY PERSON THAT IS RANKED A 10 ON HIS PROFILE OF COOL PEOPLE? AND WHO IS THIS MB PERSON? GLG HAS A PLANT IN THE BATHROOM THAT HE REGULARLY "WATERS" AND HE CALLS IT MB. IT'S GROWING QUITE RAPIDLY.

HIS PSYCHIATRIST: PLEASE FORGIVE GLG. I MISTAKENLY PRESCRIBED THE DRUG IN LIMITLESS FOR HIM INSTEAD OF PROZAC. NOW THAT I KNOW I WILL REPLACE THEM WITH HIS NORMAL MEDS AND YOU SHOULD SEE HIS SCORE STOP CLIMBING AND PROBABLY DROP TO 1500. BEWARE THAT i ALSO HYPNOTIZED HIM AND NOW HE BARKS WHEN HE SEES THE WORD BUSH.

HIS CC-ANONYMOUS SPONSOR: PLEASE CUT GLG A BREAK. HE IS ON STEP 3 OF A 12 STEP PROGRAM. I SUGGESTED HE GO SLOW. HASN'T HE GIVEN UP UNRANKED ?-NEW-RECRUITS, COOKS AND CADETS LONG AGO? PLEASE BE PATIENT. THIS WILL TAKE A WHILE.

CC ADMIN THAT HE HELPED IN RL: THANKS TO GLG OUR FAMILY HAD FOOD FOR THANKSGIVING AND OUR DAUGHTER CAN ATTEND GRAD SCHOOL AT STANFORD. ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT GLG CAN DO FOR YOUR FAMILY.

HIS NEPHEW: I FOUR YEAR SOLD. NEX YEAR I BE 5 BUT NOW I FOUR YEAR SOLD

CO-WORKER AT US POST OFFICE: AT FIRST I WAS MAD THAT GLG BEAT ME BADLY AT CC, BUT THEN HE SHOWED ME HOW TO WIN MUCH MORE. ALSO, DON'T PISS GLG OFF, HE HAS AN UZI AND HAS GONE POSTAL BEFORE

JAKE BLUES: IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. THERE WAS FLOOD, LOCUST, PESTILENCE, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT

HIS PRIVATE EQUITY PARTNER IN MEDIA VENTURE: WE NEED TO MEET WITH HIS NEW TEAM IN TWO WEEKS. WHO IS IN, WHO IS OUT?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, HIS PARENTS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTINENT A NEW OFFSPRING, DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, SOME MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.

HIS PRIEST: SINNERS AND BLASPHEMERS, GLG HAS ALREADY BEEN FORGIVEN BY ME FOR HIS PAST SINS. GO YE AND SIN NO MORE.

[niMic]

Words... escape me

[Fruitcake]

Response to Chariot of Fire:

-AND you all STILL haven't learned to control your tongues....

Tongues? His wife must be a happy lady.

[Uncle Death]

Yeah, my pic implies that (not sure about the 'some sort of' though). I opted not to go the childish route of choosing a moniker such as 'gettinhed' and an avatar that, rather tellingly, states 'greed is good'. Now had I really acted 'like a kid' I expect you may have invited me to some of your private games. After all, was it not you that took advantage of an 11-year-old boy - knowing perfectly well that he was only 11 and had played just 5 games on the site - and invited him on 19 occasions in a period of 28 days (in effect every time he had a free slot) to your private games so that you could take advantage of him? And every time he requested Doodle Earth you ignored those requests and invited him to complex maps instead.

Is this true GLG? Maybe I missed you denying it but if this is true it's not something to be proud of.

Why did you change your name and why did they let you?

[IR1SH ACE]

Yeah, my pic implies that (not sure about the 'some sort of' though). I opted not to go the childish route of choosing a moniker such as 'gettinhed' and an avatar that, rather tellingly, states 'greed is good'. Now had I really acted 'like a kid' I expect you may have invited me to some of your private games. After all, was it not you that took advantage of an 11-year-old boy - knowing perfectly well that he was only 11 and had played just 5 games on the site - and invited him on 19 occasions in a period of 28 days (in effect every time he had a free slot) to your private games so that you could take advantage of him? And every time he requested Doodle Earth you ignored those requests and invited him to complex maps instead.

Is this true GLG? Maybe I missed you denying it but if this is true it's not something to be proud of.

Why did you change your name and why did they let you?

yup thats all true.....

here is the C&A case about it....C&A Report - 14th February 2010[CLEARED]

not read all of that thread to see if he admits to it but there is no need as he admitted in a recent trade....

here....GLG trys to justify his Scam

just in case I forgot to say it already.......Congrats Conqueror you are an inspiration to us all.....

[Master Bush]

I'm over talking about GLG.

But this post shows just why nobody has any respect for jefjef

Cheap Tactics tag comes to mind. But anyone above a ? is fair game.

Soooo. Do we start with rank segregation? YES Must have a stripe in order to play an officer.

But I don't see what rule was broken unless they apply the unwritten rule and netham, who has won 24% of his games, was not forced to continually play this guy was he?

Heck netham even rated David 5 stars. Must not of been upset about the games.

God, that dude is a kiss***

[Uncle Death]

Yeah, my pic implies that (not sure about the 'some sort of' though). I opted not to go the childish route of choosing a moniker such as 'gettinhed' and an avatar that, rather tellingly, states 'greed is good'. Now had I really acted 'like a kid' I expect you may have invited me to some of your private games. After all, was it not you that took advantage of an 11-year-old boy - knowing perfectly well that he was only 11 and had played just 5 games on the site - and invited him on 19 occasions in a period of 28 days (in effect every time he had a free slot) to your private games so that you could take advantage of him? And every time he requested Doodle Earth you ignored those requests and invited him to complex maps instead.

Is this true GLG? Maybe I missed you denying it but if this is true it's not something to be proud of.

Why did you change your name and why did they let you?

yup thats all true.....

here is the C&A case about it....C&A Report - 14th February 2010[CLEARED]

not read all of that thread to see if he admits to it but there is no need as he admitted in a recent trade....

here....GLG trys to justify his Scam

just in case I forgot to say it already.......Congrats Conqueror you are an inspiration to us all.....

This is very disappointing. It seems that Conqueror means nothing which I have suspected for quite awhile. Allowing the name change disturbs me. We can't all do it. I think Conqueror needs to be eliminated as a title/rank. That's the only honorable thing that can be done now. I understand not being able to punish ____ for doing what he has done. It was not explicit that he broke any rules and therefore unfair that he be punished for it. However, the title is tainted by far more than just him so CC could make a statement by just getting rid of it. Unfortunately new players don't read the forums much so even though I exhort all to foe him he will still have his victims to keep up his point total. But, if we all do foe him it will at least prevent him from participating in clan games and will bring disrepute on his clan until they wisely remove him. That is our only option I'm afraid to right the wrong in some small measure.

Mod edit: personal details removed

[macbone]

Maybe we do need to revise the way points are calculated. The University of Alabama just won the BCS national championship, not by playing a bunch of Division III teams , but by going up against some top notch competition.

(OK, yeah, so there was Kent State, North Texas, and Georgia Southern, sure, but they also played Penn State [#23], Arkansas [#14], Florida [#12], LSU twice [currently ranked #1 - lost once, won once], and Auburn [#24]).

Why not instead of just points, base the rankings on who you actually play? Have a ladder-style leader board, or a tier system.

It would be ludicrous for the top player on a chess site to never play other top-rated players, or a World Champion boxer to always fight players with only 1 or 2 wins under their belts.

But I for one am very much looking forward to some clan games vs. GLG's squad. I have full confidence that KORT will train him up. =)

[Master Fenrir]

DISCLAIMER: I don't give a shit about any of this.

However, this whole saga reminds me of an episode of Law and Order SVU. In this particular episode, a mentally handicapped girl named Katie is brought in to see Benson and Stabler when she becomes inexplicably pregnant. As it turns out, Katie was being "kissed" by the store manager by whom she was employed. As the story further unravels, it turns out that "kissing" was a code word for sitting on his lap with her pants off. What reminded me of this episode is the fact that both Katie and these hapless noobs don't know that they're getting fucked.

At the end of the episode, the manager was induced to take a paternity test and surprise! He was the father. No Maury dance for him. It also turns out that he had taken advantage of and impregnated several other mentally handicapped female employees that he had "helped" by offering employment. He was to work the rest of his life just to come up with the money to pay monthly child support for approximately 11 children.

Should GLG ever be found guilty by the C&A system, I feel that this episode of Law and Order should be used as precedent and a "point support" be awarded to the victims: three points a month for as long as the noobs shall play.

This post was produced by Dick Wolf.

[clapper011]

OMG... I now have a serious headache from all this "drivel"... tyvm...im locking this up since no one here knows how to play nice and keep bringing this off topic and full of trolling...not the fishin kind either... trolls beget trolls... and all that... LOCKED..


signed..high heel Canadian boots!