CC's WORST PLAYERS OVER 30

[Robinette]

oh boy, this title... "CC's WORST PLAYERS OVER 30"... is likely gonna cause such a fuss...
so I will rename it straight away before the usual suspects start complaining... and here it is...

CC's TOP 10 MOST STRATEGICALLY
CHALLENGED PLAYERS OVER 30


If you happen into a game with any of these 10 players, please be kind to them and be sure to give them an encouraging word. Remember, these players are all 30 and over, so we're not talking ORDINARY cooks here, these players are true MASTER CHEFS!


16848 CoonT 252 1985 586 (30%) Cook 23 4.7 United States

16797 lockie3000 429 568 186 (33%) Cook 7 4.6 United Kingdom

16749 johnlfc 503 746 245 (33%) Cook 2 4.2 United Kingdom

16684 oziris 560 1067 447 (42%) Cook 6 4.8 United States

16468 xxhana37xx 663 206 61 (30%) Cook 2 4.5 United Kingdom

16435 Jonnie 675 586 222 (38%) Cook 7 4.7 Bulgaria

16366 ragingcow 694 229 73 (32%) Cook 1 4.3 United Kingdom

16361 IRISHMK 696 334 105 (31%) Cook 2 4.5 United States

16350 badnuzjr 699 2223 820 (37%) Cook 15 4.7 United States

16318 MajotTom 555 708 540 170 (31%) Cook 8 4.4 United Kingdom



wow... 50% of these players are from the UK, and 75% of the USA players are 1st generation immigrants from the UK... which means the UK gene pool simply DOMINATES this list... I would tend to blame the school system, but perhaps there is some kinda reverse selective breeding scheme going on in the UK... You be the judge...

[Woodruff]

CC's TOP 10 MOST STRATEGICALLY
CHALLENGED PLAYERS OVER 30

Otherwise known as Gen.LeeGettinhed's future opponent list.

[Mr_Adams]

42%. that's pretty impressive.

[Pedronicus]

I'm from the UK and I'm not on that list....

[danryan]

I demand a recount.

[john9blue]

ohhh robinette

you outdid yourself this time

[Crazyirishman]

now if this thread could get masses of cooks privates and cadets to storm the forums to claim that they are worse and deserve to be on the list

[Mr_Adams]

ohhh robinette

you outdid yourself this time

[Robinette]

ohhh robinette

you outdid yourself this time

So just HOW did she come up with the idea for such a great thread anyway?

[Mr_Adams]

lol, these lips are sealed.

[Robinette]

I'm from the UK and I'm not on that list....

But if we did a worst dice list, you'd surely make the grade, lol

[Pedronicus]

I'm from the UK and I'm not on that list....

But if we did a worst dice list, you'd surely make the grade, lol

Yeah!, My dice and a hat! - That's how darned good I am baby!

[Denise]

A red hat, too! I never thought I'd see that..

[Pedronicus]

Someone gave me the red hat

[pickleofdoom]

The PoD is from the Great British Isles and is dutifully wearing his cooks hat ----------------------------------------------->

All i need is to get few years older and I´m bound to be on that list.

[Robinette]

The PoD is from the Great British Isles and is dutifully wearing his cooks hat ---------> *insert Pickle face with cook hat here*

All i need is to get few years older and I´m bound to be on that list.

No no no... too many strikes against you on this list...

1) you're from Portugal, not the UK
2) you're only 28
3) you are nowhere near London
4) you don't buy your bogrolls at the pound and a half store
5) you're not living in the UK


So Sorry pickle... you'll just have to be satisfied being on my more controversial list

[pickleofdoom]

*sulks*

[Mr_Adams]

As the lowest scored player on our list, and therefore the "best" cook, I declare CoonT to be the Iron Chef. (That show rules, BTW)

[Fruitcake]

oh boy, this title... "CC's WORST PLAYERS OVER 30"... is likely gonna cause such a fuss...
so I will rename it straight away before the usual suspects start complaining... and here it is...

CC's TOP 10 MOST STRATEGICALLY
CHALLENGED PLAYERS OVER 30


If you happen into a game with any of these 10 players, please be kind to them and be sure to give them an encouraging word. Remember, these players are all 30 and over, so we're not talking ORDINARY cooks here, these players are true MASTER CHEFS!


16848 CoonT 252 1985 586 (30%) Cook 23 4.7 United States

16797 lockie3000 429 568 186 (33%) Cook 7 4.6 United Kingdom

16749 johnlfc 503 746 245 (33%) Cook 2 4.2 United Kingdom

16684 oziris 560 1067 447 (42%) Cook 6 4.8 United States

16468 xxhana37xx 663 206 61 (30%) Cook 2 4.5 United Kingdom

16435 Jonnie 675 586 222 (38%) Cook 7 4.7 Bulgaria

16366 ragingcow 694 229 73 (32%) Cook 1 4.3 United Kingdom

16361 IRISHMK 696 334 105 (31%) Cook 2 4.5 United States

16350 badnuzjr 699 2223 820 (37%) Cook 15 4.7 United States

16318 MajotTom 555 708 540 170 (31%) Cook 8 4.4 United Kingdom



wow... 50% of these players are from the UK, and 75% of the USA players are 1st generation immigrants from the UK... which means the UK gene pool simply DOMINATES this list... I would tend to blame the school system, but perhaps there is some kinda reverse selective breeding scheme going on in the UK... You be the judge...

Well done Robin for finding us out. We in the ruling elite over here have always found it wise to breed a certain type of cannon fodder. After all, a first 18 years life of constantly scraping the knuckles along the ground, being sat at the back of the schoolroom (so the artisan class can get on with their learning), being ignored regarding their pitiful opinions, and generally being fed rubbish food with a view to keeping them reasonably healthy but mentally unable to develop too much, sets them up nicely for having their heads blown off (after impregnating some idiot females to reproduce more of the same for the next generation of course).

Has worked for us for centuries in one way or another.

pip pip.

[pickleofdoom]

I would offer my own social comment about the British class system, but apparently I am "from Portugal"...

[Robinette]

I would offer my own social comment about the British class system, but apparently I am "from Portugal"...

Apparently...

if we look at your profile: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/member ... e&u=373458

we find this:

which looks very much like a Portuguese flag...

[Robinette]

wow... 50% of these players are from the UK, and most of the USA players are actually 1st generation immigrants from the UK... which means the UK gene pool simply DOMINATES this list... I would tend to blame the school system, but perhaps there is some kinda reverse selective breeding scheme going on in the UK... You be the judge...

Well done Robin for finding us out. We in the ruling elite over here have always found it wise to breed a certain type of cannon fodder. After all, a first 18 years life of constantly scraping the knuckles along the ground, being sat at the back of the schoolroom (so the artisan class can get on with their learning), being ignored regarding their pitiful opinions, and generally being fed rubbish food with a view to keeping them reasonably healthy but mentally unable to develop too much, sets them up nicely for having their heads blown off (after impregnating some idiot females to reproduce more of the same for the next generation of course).

Has worked for us for centuries in one way or another.

pip pip.

Still at it, after all these centuries... lol... harrumph




“Help! Help! I’m being repressed”

[comic boy]

Just thought I would sign in and make Robin weep .......

[Chewie1]

Just thought I would sign in and make Robin weep .......

Is this going to turn into a yank bashing pom bashing yank thread.

If so..................

[pickleofdoom]

Rumours that the PoD is from Portugal have been greatly exaggerated.



However I am very fond of custard pies, which is a good start.