ALL SHALL FEAR.........Lucy the GOOSE-MONGERER!

[DrewbieDoo]

FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR I FIGHT IN HONOR OF THE BLACK LABRADOR MIX.......LUCY!!! THE DUCHESS OF DANGER, VICEROY OF MENACE, AMBASSADOR OF ASS-KICKING, SULTANESS OF SEIZURE, QUEEN OF POWER AND GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION!!!!! THE ONLY CREATURE CAPABLE OF MAKING CHUCK NORRIS CRY!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OTHERS SHALL KNEEL BEFORE HER!!!!!!!!!!

[DoomYoshi]

Reported.

[DrewbieDoo]

It's total sarcasm dude. Just talking about my awesome black lab mix Lucy and her new nickname "Lucy, the luce-goose Goose-Mongerer." And her multitudes of nicknames because she's that cool. But whatevs.

[john9blue]

threads like this are what the OT forum is for

[DrewbieDoo]

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

That's what this forum is for, is it not? Perhaps I am mistaken. But my thread has absolutely nothing to do with Conquer Club, and absolutely everything to do with my dog who is so many levels of awesome.

[BigBallinStalin]

A mere mortal dog such as yours could never make Chuck Norris cry.


Reported for bigotry and racism.

[DrewbieDoo]

Lucy and Chuck Norris currently have a truce enacted. Tenuous at best.

[DrewbieDoo]

Also I forgot to mention, Lucy is an extinction level event. If you've ever seen my backyard, not a blade of grass to be found.

[Neoteny]

My black labrador mix could beat your black labrador mix in an eating contest.

Sadly, since he's part GSD, he could probably beat Lucy at whining like a bitch too.

[Army of GOD]

They prefer "African-American" labs you racists

[Neoteny]

They prefer "African-American" labs you racists

Loki prefers "shutthefuckupandthrowthefuckingball."

[DoomYoshi]

So did DrewbieDoo get a forum vacation or just a warning?

[DrewbieDoo]

Still rocking it. My labrador retriever is that awesome.

[Neoteny]

So, what is the going price these days for a Lucy brand goose?

[rdsrds2120]

BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

-rd

[Dukasaur]

Quoth the raven.... nevermore!

[safariguy5]

I prefer to eat ducks, tried foie gras once and didn't like it.

[BigBallinStalin]

My black labrador mix could beat your black labrador mix in an eating contest.

Sadly, since he's part GSD, he could probably beat Lucy at whining like a bitch too.

BEHOLD, THE TRUE BLACK LABRADOR MIX!! ALL OTHERS ARE FALSE DECEIVERS AND GOLDEN CALVES AND OTHER BAD THINGS!

[BigBallinStalin]

BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

-rd

WAT

[rdsrds2120]

BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

-rd

WAT

Come on, you heard saw what I typed. Pony up.

-rd

[army of nobunaga]

Lucy be in she sky with her diamonds you mongrels. Any fools in freetown be knewing tis.

[DoomYoshi]

Echo.

[BigBallinStalin]

BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

-rd

WAT

Come on, you heard saw what I typed. Pony up.

-rd

Three dog legs multiplied by 7.

[DrewbieDoo]

Lucy only needs one dog leg to show you who is boss. She also could probably beat you in a 50 meter dash, with three legs, giving you a 10 second head-start, while she tows a wet and heavy hay bale.

[DoomYoshi]