ALL SHALL FEAR.........Lucy the GOOSE-MONGERER!

[Neoteny]

Reported

[DoomYoshi]

[DrewbieDoo]

I'm sitting here waiting for that report Yoshi. They must be sending it to me via media snail mail this time, ay?

[DoomYoshi]

I'm sitting here waiting for that report Yoshi. They must be sending it to me via media snail mail this time, ay?

Well, the usual lifetime ban isn't severe nough, so they are taking their time thinking of the most severe punishment possible.

[Neoteny]

I'm sitting here waiting for that report Yoshi. They must be sending it to me via media snail mail this time, ay?

Well, the usual lifetime ban isn't severe nough, so they are taking their time thinking of the most severe punishment possible.

They will come to your house and, while you're sleeping, irradiate with UV various body parts of you, your family, and your dog. They will irradiate you a little less than everyone else so that you are sure to live long enough to watch them suffer through the various chemo- and radiotherapies for the cocktail of cancers they will develop. Finally, you will succumb to the same fate, and DoomYoshi will personally take a dump on your graves.

[BigBallinStalin]

I'd be impressed to see someone dump on three graves in one sitting.

[BigBallinStalin]

Imagine the self-discipline involved. It's tremendous.


I bet Neoteny's dog could do that, and Lucy's could not.

[john9blue]

I'd be impressed to see someone dump on three graves in one shitting.

fixed

[DrewbieDoo]

No doubt that a lifetime ban has not come because the moderators understand that I have Lucy, whom is a force none can conquer. Right now, they're busy figuring out the best way to apologize to her and how much tribute they can pay for her future protection. Chuck Norris is also contemplating these same things.

[Neoteny]

Imagine the self-discipline involved. It's tremendous.


I bet Neoteny's dog could do that, and Lucy's could not.

Loki walks as he poops, so, if the graves are close enough, it is not only possible, but likely.

Meanwhile, if we're posting black Labrador mixes that photograph poorly in low light, behold:



Loki finds your choice of pagan holidays disturbing...

[DrewbieDoo]

Fantastic photo! What is Loki mixed with? Lucy is labrador, pointer and sataness.

[DoomYoshi]

Loki is clearly mixed with demon. Look at the eyes!

[Neoteny]

Fantastic photo! What is Loki mixed with? Lucy is labrador, pointer and sataness.

Loki has lab, German shepherd (responsible for his coloration, and bitchy, whiny, squeakiness, he has quite a bit of brown and tan in him, though it's not visible in that photo), probably some collie, and Norse trickster god.