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Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 13, 2012 2:11 pm

A pair of the Queen's soiled underwear from the '60's is up $4,000 in bidding.

According to the ebay page: "This vintage garment is in good condition with a few stains and yellowing."

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dl ... 1022552622
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 13, 2012 2:12 pm

This would make a great Mother's Day treat if you're looking for a last-minute gift.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun May 13, 2012 3:33 pm

Great business opportunity for the guys doing the used underwear vending machines in Japan.

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun May 13, 2012 3:35 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Great business opportunity for the guys doing the used underwear vending machines in Japan.

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Is the shocker a gang sign in Japan?

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Symmetry on Sun May 13, 2012 3:37 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Great business opportunity for the guys doing the used underwear vending machines in Japan.

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Is the shocker a gang sign in Japan?

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun May 13, 2012 3:40 pm

I thought it was the little finger, not the ring finger.

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Symmetry on Sun May 13, 2012 3:46 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I thought it was the little finger, not the ring finger.

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Usually, yes, depends on how serious you messed up though. I lived in Kobe, Yakuza heartland, for three years. Best advice I can give you, don't ask the dude in Kobe with a missing finger why it's missing.
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby MeDeFe on Sun May 13, 2012 3:57 pm

Symmetry wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I thought it was the little finger, not the ring finger.

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Usually, yes, depends on how serious you messed up though. I lived in Kobe, Yakuza heartland, for three years. Best advice I can give you, don't ask the dude in Kobe with a missing finger why it's missing.

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Symmetry on Sun May 13, 2012 4:01 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I thought it was the little finger, not the ring finger.

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Usually, yes, depends on how serious you messed up though. I lived in Kobe, Yakuza heartland, for three years. Best advice I can give you, don't ask the dude in Kobe with a missing finger why it's missing.

Anus dentata?


I can't rule it out, but still, not advisable as a question to ask a guy missing a finger in Kobe. May as well get into a backroom poker game in Chicago with a dude called "Muscles". Even if it ends well, it was a bad idea.
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 13, 2012 4:04 pm

I don't understand Brits. The queen is only famous for the sake of being part of a family lineage. Whoopdee freaking doo.
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Postby pmchugh on Sun May 13, 2012 4:11 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits. The queen is only famous for the sake of being part of a family lineage. Whoopdee freaking doo.


http://www.presstv.ir/detail/237737.html

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Gilligan on Sun May 13, 2012 4:15 pm

saxitoxin wrote:A pair of the Queen's soiled underwear from the '60's is up $4,000 in bidding.

According to the ebay page: "This vintage garment is in good condition with a few stains and yellowing."

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dl ... 1022552622


"what is believed to be a royal undergarment of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II"
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Symmetry on Sun May 13, 2012 4:19 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits.


You also don't understand Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, Jamaicans and the citizens of Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis.
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 13, 2012 4:20 pm

pmchugh wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits. The queen is only famous for the sake of being part of a family lineage. Whoopdee freaking doo.


http://www.presstv.ir/detail/237737.html

The slow people will catch up sooner or later.


Aren't you Irish though?

Isn't like, hating the monarchy in your DNA?
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 13, 2012 4:21 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits.


You also don't understand Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, Jamaicans and the citizens of Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis.


Yea, that's what I mean. Brits.
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Symmetry on Sun May 13, 2012 4:26 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits.


You also don't understand Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, Jamaicans and the citizens of Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis.


Yea, that's what I mean. Brits.


What I find difficult to understand is why an American, pretending to be a Mexican from East Germany would come across (pun not intended) the Queen's underwear on ebay.

By "difficult to understand", I mean "weirdly intriguing".
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 13, 2012 5:36 pm

Would you all rather own the Queen's used underwear or Gillpig's used underwear?
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun May 13, 2012 5:44 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Would you all rather own the Queen's used underwear or Gillpig's used underwear?


I think the only rational choice is a pair of fundies that were shared by the queen and Gillipig.

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Pirlo on Sun May 13, 2012 6:09 pm

I heard queen Elizabeth is not that good at blowjob!

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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby pmchugh on Sun May 13, 2012 6:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
pmchugh wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits. The queen is only famous for the sake of being part of a family lineage. Whoopdee freaking doo.


http://www.presstv.ir/detail/237737.html

The slow people will catch up sooner or later.


Aren't you Irish though?

Isn't like, hating the monarchy in your DNA?


I'm Scottish actually (if you are confused by the avatar its a football thing). True I come from the anti queen side of Glasgow, but then I also don't give a f*ck for the Pope either.
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Pirlo on Sun May 13, 2012 6:33 pm

pmchugh wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
pmchugh wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits. The queen is only famous for the sake of being part of a family lineage. Whoopdee freaking doo.


http://www.presstv.ir/detail/237737.html

The slow people will catch up sooner or later.


Aren't you Irish though?

Isn't like, hating the monarchy in your DNA?


I'm Scottish actually (if you are confused by the avatar its a football thing). True I come from the anti queen side of Glasgow, but then I also don't give a f*ck for the Pope either.


I heard Glasgow Celtic fans are originally Irish and anti-unionists who want an independent Scotland?
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Phatscotty on Sun May 13, 2012 6:34 pm

Maybe these are the underwear that can cure your itchy dick?
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 13, 2012 6:36 pm

pmchugh wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
pmchugh wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I don't understand Brits. The queen is only famous for the sake of being part of a family lineage. Whoopdee freaking doo.


http://www.presstv.ir/detail/237737.html

The slow people will catch up sooner or later.


Aren't you Irish though?

Isn't like, hating the monarchy in your DNA?


I'm Scottish actually (if you are confused by the avatar its a football thing). True I come from the anti queen side of Glasgow, but then I also don't give a f*ck for the Pope either.


I think I also remember you having a shamrock avatar too...I could be wrong (though when I looked at your profile it said you're in the UK, but I was too lazy to edit my post).
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 13, 2012 6:38 pm

is anyone in here actually "loyal" to the British/any monarchy?
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Re: Queen Elizabeth's Stained Underwear for Sale on Ebay

Postby Pirlo on Sun May 13, 2012 6:38 pm

no, my dick is no longer itchy. the Nivea thing is a magic. I so happy to have my dick fine, but so sad and I can't bug the site with that saga anymore :lol:

P.S. Don't expect a 2013 version of "History of My Penis" by Pirlo!
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