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Postby I GOT SERVED on Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:59 am

One of my favories is putting baby powder in an umbrella.

Then, you wait for a rainy day, and watch the owner of the umbrella get covered.

Guarenteed laughs.
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Postby coconut4paws on Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:35 pm

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LOL! omg, my sister will kill me when i do that!
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Postby mibi on Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:52 pm

for april fools day i put an ad in the craigslist for Boston, Portland, Seattle, San Francisco, and Philadelphia that I had lost my chimpanzee Mr, Bubbles. He was still wearing his diaper and would respond to the song farmer in the dell. I put that I was looking for him in the (insert local area) and that i could really use some help finding Mr Bubbles since it was getting dark.

I then put my buddies name and cell phone number.
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Postby heavycola on Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:58 pm

autoload wrote:One time I was going to pretend like I was going to cut off my friend's arm and scare his mom. We got a fake arm made up and made a bunch of syrupy fake blood. We even went so far as to practice severing the arm with a machete a few times to make it look real. Finally the day came to scare his mom and that's when a thought crossed my mind that i can kill two birds with one stone. I chopped off my friend's real arm instead of the fake one and scared them both!

That was a pretty good joke neither of them were expecting...


:lol: did your friend pull all kinds of funny shit with his severed arm, like waving, pretending to swim, high-fives, that kind of stuff? man that would have been awesome
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Postby everywhere116 on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:38 pm

mibi wrote:for april fools day i put an ad in the craigslist for Boston, Portland, Seattle, San Francisco, and Philadelphia that I had lost my chimpanzee Mr, Bubbles. He was still wearing his diaper and would respond to the song farmer in the dell. I put that I was looking for him in the (insert local area) and that i could really use some help finding Mr Bubbles since it was getting dark.

I then put my buddies name and cell phone number.


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Postby unriggable on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:58 pm

whats exlax?
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Postby I GOT SERVED on Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:36 pm

mibi wrote:I then put my buddies name and cell phone number.


Wow....just............wow.


You deserve a cookie.
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Postby Ham on Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:04 pm

i have a friend who is terrified of clowns so one night when they spent the night I got an old porcelain clown that was in my attic. (Dont know where it came from) Stood it next to their face then sprayed some water on them and hid. They woke up pissed saw a clown staring them down and screamed while getting up and kicking the clown as they ran past it.

Pretty funny untill now everytime I fall asleep around them they try to do something to me.
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Postby lduke1990 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:39 am

at camp one year we duck taped this fat kid the the underside of a bunk.

another time, some councelers burst in and got my councelor in the face with silly string (not pretty)

a friend of mine had just bought a really nice puma bunny hug (sweat shirt with a hood and pocket in the front (it's a Canadian thing)) so we all got spray painted shirts, except his wasn't exactly dry and so the paint got all over the inside, and he didn't notice until he got it wet and it changed from gray to orange
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Postby catseyeagate on Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:58 am

A few years back, when I was a Senior in High School, Two of my friends and I saved up about 500 dollars each and bought a crap load of Cling Wrap. The following day, all three of us skipped school, and for about an hour, when everyone was in class, we cling wrapped the entire faculty parking lot. We sat and watched for about another hour as all the faculty that wanted to leave, had to stand there and try to get it all off. It was great.
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Postby Gunisan on Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:08 am

This is a little longer one.


At a friends Bachelor party they stormed his house in the morning, dressed him in silly clothes and put a fake beard and mustache on him. Then they went out to do some running, paintball etc. just stuff that make you really warm and sweaty. After many hours of fun they went to this sauna to wash up after the exercises. He still had the fake beard on him and they told that he must keep it on until thay leave the sauna. They all went to the sauna and sat there. After a little while he noticed that all off the other guys were totally clean shaven down stairs and started laughing about it. Then it took a minute or so until he realised what the beard was made of. Not so funny anymore...
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Postby Gunisan on Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:03 am

An other one.

Some friends went to a public swimming hall and mixed a drink with viagra and gave to one of them. After awhile they were leaving but one of the guys was like i think im gonna stay here and swim a bit more.

He stayed there for an hour more and then he gave up. He got some suspicious looks in the showers.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:12 am

Gunisan wrote:An other one.

Some friends went to a public swimming hall and mixed a drink with viagra and gave to one of them. After awhile they were leaving but one of the guys was like i think im gonna stay here and swim a bit more.

He stayed there for an hour more and then he gave up. He got some suspicious looks in the showers.


Lawl, lucky him..

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Postby lduke1990 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:13 pm

I hid all the tp once... then made "chocolate" milk shakes...
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:17 pm

*mix milk with laxatives* don't forget your drink before going to the SAT's!
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Postby lduke1990 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:40 pm

^great way to f*ck ur life up
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Postby CRAYOLA on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:02 pm

i was at my dad wedding and i was so bored and there was a candle next to me. and a flwoer :twisted: so i ended up lighting on fire, but it was behind something so my dad coundnt see it but everyone around was looking but i soon learned that fire is hard to put out without attacrting attention. lesson learned (next time bigger fire)

and another time my parents left and me and i had a genius idea to syran wrap my brother. so recuited my little sis, and then went and got anf wraped him. so eventally after 5 mins of hard laughing he says alright jokes over. and we said no so 1 hour later parents home im in trouble long story short i push my sis down the stairs in a laudry basket.
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Postby lduke1990 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:04 pm

we got a guy to piss on an alternating electric fence once... needless to say that it was on
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Postby nunz on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:20 pm

At BC my room mate and I had lots of fun, the usual glad wrapping buildings, set up the principles office in the dining room, drove the motor bikes through the dining hall to deliver a telegram, moved cars into the accounts office entry at night etc but our favourite was getting our own back on a guy who ratted us out for one of our pranks (I think it was the honey on the ear piece of the telephone receiver episode...)

We stole all his underwear (including the last pair he had from the showers while he was washing ) and left him gung-ho for a couple of days. He eventually plead with us to give them back so we did - as a frozen ice block measure about a metre square, delivered to his table during dinner with our entire year present. His daks were in the centre of the block and took some thawing to get out.

The only other prank I saw which took more effort was when a high school teachers mini clubman car got carried up two flights of steps by the rugby team and left in the common room.
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Postby I GOT SERVED on Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:15 am

Wow....you sir, are now my hero.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:14 am

pit some toothpaste on a mates nose, and tickeled his nose, i went and smeared it all over his hose, repeat a few times until he had toothpaste everywhere, he woke up with dryed toothpaste all over his face. lol.
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