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If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Gillipig on Tue May 29, 2012 4:46 pm

What would you do that day?

1) Lay in bed all day
2) Keep crying over that you're dying
3) Pray and try to be a good person
4) Spend the day in front of the computer like you always do
5) Jump off a bridge
6) Seek up people that you know and tell them what you really think of them
7) Take as many as you can with you before you go down
8 ) Think of it as business as usual because you're already dead inside
9) Set up a tent somewhere and yell at people passing by that the end is near
10) Try to learn martial arts so that you can fend off the grim reaper
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Lootifer on Tue May 29, 2012 5:11 pm

Make it a poll!

And I'd try and do something I had never done before; like catch a flight to a national park and head up into the hills to try and see something beautiful before i die.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby DiM on Tue May 29, 2012 5:17 pm

definitely beat gillipig's record at this game
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby john9blue on Tue May 29, 2012 6:52 pm

write down/publish my thoughts on various issues, then change the world in ways that are illegal and would probably ruin me for the rest of my life
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 29, 2012 6:58 pm

john9blue wrote:write down/publish my thoughts on various issues, then change the world in ways that are illegal and would probably ruin me for the rest of my life


In other words, basically this music video -



- except starring john9blue and natty dread instead of of Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Falkomagno on Tue May 29, 2012 7:15 pm

I think i would make a list and start accomplish things that I should do before die. That includes bungee jumping.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby AAFitz on Tue May 29, 2012 8:02 pm

I try to live my life honestly, but seriously....Don't leave the keys to your Porsche where I can get at them on that day.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby huamulan on Tue May 29, 2012 8:38 pm

Doesn't the everyday suddenly become beautiful to someone who has faced/is facing their own mortality? I imagine living a fairly regular day would probably be pretty satisfying. I'd probably apologize to a few people.

I don't see the point in staging a big, dramatic exit. Most people I know are going to end up remembering me as an asshole if I do that.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Maugena on Tue May 29, 2012 8:48 pm

Gillipig wrote:What would you do that day?

1) Lay in bed all day
2) Keep crying over that you're dying
3) Pray and try to be a good person
4) Spend the day in front of the computer like you always do
5) Jump off a bridge
6) Seek up people that you know and tell them what you really think of them
7) Take as many as you can with you before you go down
8 ) Think of it as business as usual because you're already dead inside
9) Set up a tent somewhere and yell at people passing by that the end is near
10) Try to learn martial arts so that you can fend off the grim reaper

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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Timminz on Tue May 29, 2012 9:13 pm

Impregnate as many women as possible.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby squishyg on Tue May 29, 2012 9:43 pm

cake. some more cake. whiskey. cuddles.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue May 29, 2012 10:36 pm

Party. Kill someone. Party. Party. Party. Burn my house down. Party. Drive drunk. Party. f*ck. Party.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby freezie on Tue May 29, 2012 10:42 pm

Kidnap the most beautiful girl I know and rape her all day long.


Joke aside, probably spend all my cash doing what I wouldn't normally do..
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 29, 2012 10:43 pm

I would find Gillipig and punch him in the face
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue May 29, 2012 10:52 pm

I'd dress as Conan the Barbarian (AHNOLD), get a battle axe, and go to town.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue May 29, 2012 11:01 pm

I'd cheat.

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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Lootifer on Tue May 29, 2012 11:02 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:I'd dress as Conan the Barbarian (AHNOLD), get a battle axe, and go to town.

Pity ur prob too old and fat to pull it off...









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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue May 29, 2012 11:16 pm

I've got a lot of traveler miles with Delta. Maybe I could play a prisoner's dilemma game in New Zealand. If I hunt down Lootifer and suffocate him with my gut, I get 10 points. If I neglect to do so, I get 2 points. Lootifer's move, unfortunately, does not affect my decision.


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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 29, 2012 11:23 pm

WTF! THAT"S NOT A PRISONER'S DILEMMA!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Tue May 29, 2012 11:30 pm

I don't know for sure but to start I'd probably drive around in a hovercraft with an oragatan both of us dressed in togas.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Baron Von PWN on Tue May 29, 2012 11:53 pm

I would get a chartered flight to moscow. then I would see how close I could get to putin before being arrested/shot.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby saxitoxin on Wed May 30, 2012 12:11 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:I would get a chartered flight to moscow. then I would see how close I could get to putin before being arrested/shot


Nice! I had a similar fantasy involving Megan Fox. But Putin's cool, too.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 30, 2012 12:15 am

...depends why I have only one day left.
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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby whitestazn88 on Wed May 30, 2012 12:21 am

jonesthecurl wrote:...depends why I have only one day left.


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Re: If you only had one day left to live.....

Postby Army of GOD on Wed May 30, 2012 1:58 am

obama? is he going to predator drone me or something?
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