Secret Files of The Ordinary Feggets Union aka TOFU
[spoiler=Dako]this guy is so ugly, its painful to watch. seriously, when Frank Herbert wrote Dune and invented character of Baron Harkonnen, he thought he described the most vicious, ugliest men that someone can imagine. he was quite proud of it. but alas, some 25 years ago some jealous Russian wanna be writer, took picture of Dako and send it to Herbert... poor man stop breathing after he saw it

there is actually a story, that Dako once paid blind prostitute and during the action he(yes, he, ofc Dako paid male prostitute...) asked to be blindfolded, just in case...
thus, his main tactics is to send his pictures to opponents during the game. to prevent this, we have all blocked our e-mails.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chariot Of Fire]i was so curious why did Si chose this nick... so i went to see a movie. what a horrible experience that was. Hesus... 2 hours of worst gay SF saga i have ever seen. and i have proof for this, 3 of them actually!
1- there is no Chuck Norris... thus, movie is bad, worse then anything ive thought im gonna see
2- there are no boobs... can you imagine this? 2 hrs without single boob!!! gaaaaaaaaaay!
3- British winning olimpic medal is clearly science fiction... the last one they had was some 25 yrs ago in figure skating. they even tried inventing sports, like cricket and polo, but those were so stupid noone outside of Britain wanted to play. and beating themselves is not the best thing for national pride. ffs, last time they won wimbledon was 100yrs ago, and even Serbia have wimbledon winner. and we dont even play tennis!
so, what have I learned about CoF? he is gay(i knew that) with poor taste for movies(not that helpful) and he is SF fan and likes pointless sports. now, last two, thats something i can work with. Im gonna tell him Dako is uglier then Baron Harkonnen, Anno Dracula is based on real events(romanian fucking english queen... god really needed to save her!), Avalon and king Arthur deosnt exist, and the only real king they had was Irishman who fucked whoever he got his hands on, including sisters(lucky bastard... but knowing Englishman, they hate Henry VIII because of that instead of praising him...), oh and snooker is not the sport.[/spoiler]
Edited by Bruceswarmore to follow...