Pleasure for Sale

[chapcrap]

Here is the one for solar: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0&t=173864

[QoH]

Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

Sorry. My wife says only one pleasure per person. Otherwise she thinks something fishy is going on and I sleep on the couch.

Then pleasure me with those settings. Por favor As many people as you can handle

[chapcrap]

I had a dream last night and in it chapcrap pleasured me with terminator games, on a classic map, it was foggy, and escalating with adjacent spoils. There were six groups of six players who played ten six player games and the player who had the most kills would join the other five group winners in a grand final where there were another 10 games but this time the player with the most kills was declared victorious. In that dream that player was............ me

Escalating spoils, adjacent fortifications I meant, was still half asleep when recalling my dream

Here you go andy, I hope you enjoy yourself.

Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

Sorry. My wife says only one pleasure per person. Otherwise she thinks something fishy is going on and I sleep on the couch.

Then pleasure me with those settings. Por favor As many people as you can handle

You tricky Empire guys!! My wife will never suspect a thing.

Here you go: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0&t=174019

[LFAW]

Chapcrap... you dirty whore. Too much pleasure for one thread...

[chapcrap]

Chapcrap... you dirty whore. Too much pleasure for one thread...

Me love you long time.

[Dukasaur]

Chapcrap why don't you pleasure me by taking one of my completed tournaments and producing a clone of it that I can play in without doing the work...

[ckyrias]

what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

[chapcrap]

what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come.

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 1&t=174765

[ckyrias]

what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come.

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 1&t=174765[/quote

oh you are 1 step ahead!!

[Campin_Killer]

USA Southeast,

Standard, Auto, Escalating, Chained, Sunny, No Trench, no round limit,

Bracket style

[chapcrap]

Chapcrap why don't you pleasure me by taking one of my completed tournaments and producing a clone of it that I can play in without doing the work...

I will see about this. I might need to wait just a little bit first though.

what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come.

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 1&t=174765

oh you are 1 step ahead!!

I'm sure another will come out though. And I'll reserve a spot for you.

USA Southeast,

Standard, Auto, Escalating, Chained, Sunny, No Trench, no round limit,

Bracket style

I can do this as early as right now! But, I won't. I'll wait until this weekend. I do my best pleasuring on the weekends.

Also, there will be one for epicgb on Circus Maximus.

And happyfeet has contacted me about some large, convoluted tournament that I'll have to think about first.

[epicgb]

Thankyou!

[Pirlo]

I'd like to be pleased this way... I want a Feudal War round robin tourney.. maybe 8-10 dubs teams with Lindax being my teammate

Settings: Auto, Seq, Escalating, Fog, Chained and no trench! Can you sell this kind of pleasure please?

[chapcrap]

Campin_Killer: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0&t=175220
epicgb: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0&t=175221
Pirlo: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0&t=175222

[*Pixar*]

all your bases map?
seq esc fog chained?
32 players
best of 3?

[Lindax]

And happyfeet has contacted me about some large, convoluted tournament that I'll have to think about first.

Oh no, imagine putting some effort into a tournament.

Lx

[Ace Rimmer]

I'd like to see you pleasure yourself.

[IcePack]

I'd like to see you pleasure yourself.

Nobody wants to see that.

[chapcrap]

New one is up: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0&t=182454

[chapcrap]

Last Call before this goes to archives.

[kuma32478]

I'd like an Egypt: Nubia doubles tourney

[Dukasaur]

Last Call before this goes to archives.

You never satisfied me!

[silversun6]

if you want to do all the hard work , i was thinking of this:

middle ages
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Unlimited
Trench Warfare
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin



and this:
NYC
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Chained
*No Trench - EDIT
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin

will you ? please

[chapcrap]

I'd like an Egypt: Nubia doubles tourney

It will be up shortly.

Last Call before this goes to archives.

You never satisfied me!

I apologize. What do you need to be pleasured with?

if you want to do all the hard work , i was thinking of this:

middle ages
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Unlimited
Trench Warfare
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin



and this:
NYC
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Chained
*No Trench - EDIT
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin

will you ? please

I would love to, but it's already been established that in order for my wife to not get mad at me, I can only pleasure each person once. Would you like them combined into one tournament or would you like to pick one?

[kuma32478]

Nice