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*WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:08 am

DERRRR< This is the thread where we make obvious jokes that are so obvious that they can't be mistaken as seriously.

I'll begin:


What's the deal with airline peanuts, guys? I mean, they give you a pack of peanuts, and then what?


LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG, that was so funny! Now it's your turn!
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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby iraq lobster on Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:19 am

my best friend is a peanut and he is now crying.

inb4 woodruff reports you and then blames me
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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:21 am

Sorry, sir. But your joke isn't obvious enough.


REPORTED FOR BIGOTRY.
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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:40 am

Is this thing on?
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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby daddy1gringo on Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:57 am

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby patches70 on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:25 am

In the middle of the night my wife woke me up with her dirty talking. I rolled over and she was on the phone. :cry:
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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby Timminz on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:48 am

What's brown and sticky?

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What's pink and sticky?

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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:51 am

Since we're doing old jokes, wth:

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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:43 pm

what do you call a black pilot?

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