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How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:18 pm

I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:41 am

nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?

Remove it, and put it in a litre of salt water.

If it floats then it contains too much fatty tissue. If it sinks to the bottom then it doesn't.
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby heavycola on Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:16 am

nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


That's a clitoris, son.
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby yang guize on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:48 am

i think anything bigger than an african and you are likely to cause pain. if there are none of them near you maybe you can find a picture on the internet.
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:32 pm

if you can't fit it in Serbia's mom, it's too fat
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:56 pm

nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


So the pump worked?
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby nietzsche on Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:36 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


So the pump worked?


No, I drank V.
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:14 pm

nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


Don't stress about it. As long as AoG is satisfied, why care?
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Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

Postby Nola_Lifer on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:47 pm

Depends. You don't want to have a choad, aka, round for nothin.
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