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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:02 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Not this one?

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i've heard this one as "capitalization is important" without the comma and with Uncle Jack capitalized
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:17 pm

john9blue wrote:i've heard this one as "capitalization is important" without the comma and with Uncle Jack capitalized


Yeah, that's the one I knew as well, but couldn't pass up that lovely image.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby tokle on Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:42 pm

There is no comma in the sentence "helping your Uncle Jack off his horse" anyway. Not sure I'm getting it right...
"Help your Uncle Jack, off his horse!" Now, that is something completely different altogether.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:49 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby pmchugh on Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:31 pm

natty dread wrote:The I before E rule is bogus! Don't believe all you're told, sheeple!


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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Timminz on Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:06 pm

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I do!

Also, whiskey.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:43 pm

dedicated to John

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:30 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:dedicated to John

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You get him exactly. Can you feel his frustration too?
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Maugena on Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:23 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:dedicated to John

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You get him exactly. Can you feel his frustration too?

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I don't have self control.
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Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:43 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:17 pm

Timminz wrote:
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I do!

Also, whiskey.

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby smegal69 on Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:02 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby pmchugh on Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:23 pm

inb4 symmetry asks you if you have read the works of theology
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:23 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Pirlo on Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:37 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Pirlo on Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:31 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Timminz on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:44 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Fri May 04, 2012 4:33 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby JBlombier on Mon May 14, 2012 3:05 pm

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Edit: it shows it to me... here's the link though.http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/243/39.jpg
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Swimmerdude99 on Mon May 14, 2012 10:46 pm

JBlombier wrote:Image

Doesn't show :(
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon May 14, 2012 10:48 pm

swimmerdude99 wrote:
JBlombier wrote:Image

Doesn't show :(


try this one

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:43 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby greenoaks on Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:04 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby natty dread on Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:53 am

Pirlo wrote:Image


boo

you should be ashamed of yourself for supporting rape culture
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby GabonX on Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:51 am

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