The Manipulative Ego Boosting Thread

[BigBallinStalin]

This is the thread where we make fallacious remarks in order to secure more love and attention from others.

Ready? Begin:






I was almost diagnosed with cancer today... in case anybody cares...

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I cut myself again this week...
It could have been prevented, if only I had a mentor figure in my life to guide me... Someone who cared enough to tell me to put on gloves first.

[xeno]

Is that not the point of all your threads?

I had rheumatic fever growing up but you don't see me looking for sympathy points on the internet.

[Funkyterrance]

Is that not the point of all your threads?

I had rheumatic fever growing up but you don't see me looking for sympathy points on the internet.

Ooh, SNAP!

[Army of GOD]

my wittle kitteh died from a cheeseburger and liquor party.

[BigBallinStalin]

Is that not the point of all your threads?

I had rheumatic fever growing up but you don't see me looking for sympathy points on the internet.

Ooh, SNAP!

You don't say, "Ooh, SNAP!," for my posts... you don't seem to care about me...

[BigBallinStalin]

I used to smoke weed and drink, but in order to improve myself, I thought it would be a good idea to stop. However, I have effectively isolated myself from my core friends... I'm so alone...

[fadedpsychosis]

I used to smoke weed and drink, but in order to improve myself, I thought it would be a good idea to stop. However, I have effectively isolated myself from my core friends... I'm so alone...

you at least used to have friends... no-one has ever understood me

[Timminz]

I've got an interview at one of the largest financial services companies in the world, in about an hour and a half.

Woe is me.

[Symmetry]

I've got an interview at one of the largest financial services companies in the world, in about an hour and a half.

Woe is me.

Where do you see yourself in a years time?

What's your biggest weakness?

Prep the problem questions.

[daddy1gringo]

I've got an interview at one of the largest financial services companies in the world, in about an hour and a half.

Woe is me.

Where do you see yourself in a years time?

What's your biggest weakness?

Prep the problem questions.

Name a situation in which you have used communication to solve a problem.

[Neoteny]

I have whooping cough, and now can't hold any babies.

[Dukasaur]

I extended our tunnel another 25 centimetres today, but I ran into a problem. The original position of Cell Block D was about 10 metres north of where it is now, and the tunnel ran right smack into the original footing walls of that old building. Now I will have to reroute it, either a long zag to the north, or a considerable distance down.

Bubba was very displeased. He said if I spent less time on Conquer Club and more time checking the tunnel blueprints this wouldn't have happened. He had to discipline me very extensively.

[jonesthecurl]

I don't get to do my show tomorrow because everyone was busy.
I know folks would've supported me if they weren't washing their hair and stuff.

[KoolBak]

This is the thread where we make fallacious remarks in order to secure more love and attention from others.

Ready? Begin:

I was almost diagnosed with cancer today... in case anybody cares...

Gotchya beat; I WAS

[Baron Von PWN]

I have to wait possibly up to a year to live with my wife because of retarded US immigration laws, which prevent me from being with her, despite having a job I could work in the sates(job is online in canada without any involvement with US commercial interests.). Never mind I would essentially be an extra tax payer and extra foreign money into the US. Nope don't want that!

[BigBallinStalin]

I can't stand it when people ignore me. I have so much to say... yet so little time left...

[JBlombier]

My fridge is 100% out of beer.

[Haggis_McMutton]

I wanted to make a white russian yesterday but I had run out of milk.

[Funkyterrance]

Is that not the point of all your threads?

I had rheumatic fever growing up but you don't see me looking for sympathy points on the internet.

Ooh, SNAP!

You don't say, "Ooh, SNAP!," for my posts... you don't seem to care about me...

Don't worry buddy, It's just because I know you can take it and these other wimps are so fragile...

How's that ego feeling now? Strong like ox?

[Symmetry]

Huh, could have sworn D1G was here a while ago. Perhaps I was touched by an angel,.

[nietzsche]

I almost had sex last night with a very hot but omg so ugly face girl. I was drunk and I think it was all a plan. In such a small town, it will become a nightmare. I might have to kill myself.

[Funkyterrance]

I almost had sex last night with a very hot but omg so ugly face girl. I was drunk and I think it was all a plan. In such a small town, it will become a nightmare. I might have to kill myself.

Good luck with that.
I suppose it's the price of being shallow?

[BigBallinStalin]

I almost had sex last night with a very hot but omg so ugly face girl. I was drunk and I think it was all a plan. In such a small town, it will become a nightmare. I might have to kill myself.

Good luck with that.
I suppose it's the price of being shallow?

Does badgering people really boost their self-esteem, Dr. Evil?

Surely... you could do better...

[Funkyterrance]

I almost had sex last night with a very hot but omg so ugly face girl. I was drunk and I think it was all a plan. In such a small town, it will become a nightmare. I might have to kill myself.

Good luck with that.
I suppose it's the price of being shallow?

Does badgering people really boost their self-esteem, Dr. Evil?

Surely... you could do better...

Ahem... let me try again.

Look on the bright side nietzche, at least you won't get her pregnant and wind up having ugly children.