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thegreekdog wrote:Why are you not on the list? Are you assuming I wouldn't trust you to drive my daughter back to college safely and with her virginity still intact? I mean, xeno is on this list! I've already taken a restraining order out on him in the event I even have any daughters some day.
AndyDufresne wrote:BBS, because he'll mostly talk about his 2012 election campaign to become president.
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.
BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.
AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.
thegreekdog wrote:Haggis_McMutton wrote:Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.
BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.
AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.
Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.
I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.
John Adams wrote:I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God I have had this Congress!
fadedpsychosis wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Haggis_McMutton wrote:Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.
BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.
AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.
Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.
I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.
um... thanks? I'm not that old, early 30s... then again, my wife accuses me of being the youngest old man she's ever known so it's probably deserved...
thegreekdog wrote:fadedpsychosis wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Haggis_McMutton wrote:Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.
BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.
AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.
Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.
I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.
um... thanks? I'm not that old, early 30s... then again, my wife accuses me of being the youngest old man she's ever known so it's probably deserved...
I think you're older than most people on this list (or at least act older than most people on this list).
xeno wrote:Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about
ManBungalow wrote:xeno wrote:Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about
Did you just vote for yourself?
Last time I posted in this thread you had no votes. Now you have one.
ManBungalow wrote:Well, so long as my daughter is over the age of 12, xeno would be a good choice.
tzor would probably take pictures of my daughter and then make them blurry, so he's definitely not on the list.
BBS is likely to explain the socio-economic implications of going to junior college, and he might therefore end up teaching my whore daughter a lesson.
nietzsche is clearly rolling in women already, so it could be that he won't be inclined to take an interest in my fabulous daughter, thus making him a good choice. However, it has been established in one of the other threads that people in Mexico don't drive safely, so I'm not sure I'd put him up to this task.
AoG could teach my daughter a lesson or two ; ) .... (she's studying Spongebob at college, or so she says).
Gillipig is a terrifying example of a troll, and cannot be trusted to urinate in the right direction.
I vote:
TGD
BBS
Woody
saxitoxin wrote:
It would be a lopsided contest; I would obviously win as most trustworthy because I'm an Uncle.
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
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