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The ULTIMATE troll

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Who would you say is the ultimate troll here?
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I'm going for an early play on this one, sports fans, by playing the pedant card.

What does nietse mean by "ultimate"?

Is Niiuzhe's using a definition meaning the "greatest" troll?

Or does Noitzchczes mean "the last" troll?
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i thought phatscotty was a troll?

at least that's what i keep hearing.
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I just applied to audition as a troll in a movie. Does that count?
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I'm more interested in the INTIMATE troll.
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john9blue wrote:i thought phatscotty was a troll?

at least that's what i keep hearing.
If you stop reading out loud, you'll hear it less. If that doesn't help, make an appointment with a doctor.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

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Both Phatscotty and I are missing from this poll? Fail.
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added Phatscotty and Woodrff, poll reseted.
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Ultimate troll? It's like the highlander man. There can only be one. Pick three, what a load of bologna!
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nietzsche wrote:added Phatscotty and Woodrff, poll reseted.
You are wise beyond your years.
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From a Vulcan, "Wise beyond your ears" is praise indeed.
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Woodruff wrote:
nietzsche wrote:added Phatscotty and Woodrff, poll reseted.
You are wise beyond your years.
Yeah, I nominated you for following Phatscotty around all the time and trolling him; besides that, maybe PS & JB for posting a ton of partisan pictures and videos that most people don't care about?
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On second thought, where's Pimpdave on this poll? Or has he been away too long to qualify?
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Yo soy segundo

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Is there a prize?
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I voted for me
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Gillipig is such a poor troll that he doesn't even belong on this list.
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Interesting results.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

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Army of GOD wrote:I voted for me
You aspire to greatness but fail... sorry.

Ultimately I think it's because you're probably not an ass in real life.
I think you need to be a real life ass in order to be a great troll.

So please take my not voting for you as a compliment.
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Does the winner give everyone a blow job?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Does the winner give everyone a blow job?
Probably not. If they did, it would be AoG in a landslide.
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Symmetry wrote:Or does Noitzchczes mean "the last" troll?
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scotty's winning!

i'm glad i petitioned him to be on the ballot. he was a shoe-in.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

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john9blue wrote:scotty's winning!

i'm glad i petitioned him to be on the ballot. he was a shoe-in.
We should have a revote with these winners and include pimpdave. And thanks for petitioning to include scotty.

EDIT. Unclear Antecedent
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

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Poor, dear, sweet, misunderstood Pimpdave. :(
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