Thread to Pass On Messages Received from BBS

[saxitoxin]

If you get a message from BBS during his self-ban, post it here so we can all read it.

[saxitoxin]

I spent four hours today abusing myself to pics of AoG. Then I ordered in from Dominos.

I thought it was a little weird he'd just send me this out of the blue but it happened.

[saxitoxin]

Free markets are kinda overrated.

[2dimes]

Wha? Pizza party and I'm left out.

[Funkyterrance]

I like mittens.

He also sent me this graph:

I think he may be a little rusty due to inactivity on here.

[Nola_Lifer]

Free markets are kinda overrated.

Awesome

[notyou2]

Cake or a ban, which would you choose?

[Dukasaur]

BBS sent me a message last night.

My self-imposed exile has given me time for reflection. I'm finally starting to understand the lessons that people like PLAYER57832 were trying to teach me. All those years I wasted reading buffoons like Ludwig von Mises would have been better spent absorbing wisdom from straightforward no-nonsense people like that.

[Serbia]

Hey Sexy, wassup?

[Haggis_McMutton]

Nah, don't worry, there's no way I'd fall for Durkasaur's bait.
Btw. finally worked up the courage to ask Serbia out. Wish me luck

[notyou2]

Damn, Tripitaka answered and said he's drunk and can't come to the phone right now.

[thegreekdog]

Did I tell you I asked Serbia out? Wait till he finds out that I literally mean "Big Ballin."

[nietzsche]

4.5 inches

[patches70]

I'm so glad Ron Paul finally retired. Freedom is overrated

[Dukasaur]

The more time I spend lurking, the closer I get to finally breaking down and posting something!

[Lootifer]

Can you please bring home some milk?

[Lootifer]

I worry about humanity. So much time is spent in the realm of opinion; beliefs are hardly verified; and contrary facts are often blindly denied.The most successful, most morally good, yet least understood process, which grants humans exponentially greater capabilities, is the market process. While you speed down the streets of New Zealand on your Japanese motorcycle of parts from across the world... while you pause after gazing into numerous graphs and data on your computer screen... do you pause to consider the possibility of scratching your balls in public?

[Dukasaur]

Human behaviour is economic behaviour. The particulars may vary, but competition for limited resources remains a constant. Need as well as greed have followed us the the stars, and the rewards of wealth still await those wise enough to recognize this deep thrumming of our common pulse.

[Serbia]

I had a great time last night. So glad you were able to get away for an hour. I <3 you Slips!

Yeah, he calls me Slips. It's an inside joke. Don't ask.

[Nola_Lifer]

Hey guise! I'm new here! WHat's going on???

[Symmetry]

Apparently he's lying low somewhere in Turkmenistan, a former Soviet Republic, until,

Things blow over

[Dukasaur]

I love you!
You love me!
Barney gave me H.I.V.!