Which food is sexiest?

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Which food is sexiest?

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Which food is sexiest?
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Serbia's mom has a delicious cream pie.
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Wtf kind of a list is that?

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What's wrong with a nice pate de foie gras?
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You're telling us you'd rub liver paste on someone you're about to have sex with?
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Dukasaur wrote:Wtf kind of a list is that?

Sweet shit is for children.

What's wrong with a nice pate de foie gras?
Personally, I find a bucket of KFC with a family-sized side of coleslaw, to be sexiest, however, I went with the most popular options in deference to the majority.
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2dimes wrote:You're telling us you'd rub liver paste on someone you're about to have sex with?
No, I would eat the liver paste on crackers while looking into the eyes of the person that I'm about to have sex with, wash it down with a nice glass of Bordeaux, and then pour a little more of the Bordeaux on [remainder of post removed]
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Dukasaur wrote:and then pour a little more of the Bordeaux on [remainder of post removed]
... the ground for your dead homies?
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saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:and then pour a little more of the Bordeaux on [remainder of post removed]
... the ground for your dead homies?
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Bananas, but only once they've turned black.
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I can't help but get a boner every time I eat clams, or see the labia-like form of an oyster lightly dangling from its shell.
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whitestazn88 wrote:I can't help but get a boner every time I eat clams, or see the labia-like form of an oyster lightly dangling from its shell.
Boner appetit.
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Grapefruit.
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