I might score with this chick, but I've heard that when you have sex for the first time your penis bleeds a bit, and I'm nervous she'll find out I'm a virgin.
What can I do guys??
I need help.
I'm worried
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I'm worried
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_sabotage_
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Re: I'm worried
Never have sex.
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Army of GOD
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Re: I'm worried
superglue
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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Phatscotty
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Re: I'm worried
get one of those baby band-aids...nietzsche wrote:I might score with this chick, but I've heard that when you have sex for the first time your penis bleeds a bit, and I'm nervous she'll find out I'm a virgin.
What can I do guys??
I need help.
Re: I'm worried
The penis is just an urban legend.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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BigBallinStalin
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Re: I'm worried
If your penis bleeds, does that mean that you'll turn into a werewolf?
If your friend's penis bleeds, does that mean you'll turn into a werewolf?
I get these confused.
If your friend's penis bleeds, does that mean you'll turn into a werewolf?
I get these confused.
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Nola_Lifer
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Re: I'm worried
http://www.leeches.biz/buy-leeches.htmnotyou2 wrote:Get some leeches and take yourself down a quart.
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Nola_Lifer
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