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Pubic Lice Going Extinct

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More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair -- part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries.

“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-1 ... ealth.html
At this rate, this vibrant species that is an important part of our ecosystem will be confined to France - what should be done?
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I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face
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We know so little of the consequences from intervening in our ecosystems; therefore, all pubic lice toxins and methods of elimination should be prohibited. It could be the case that pubic lice holds the cure to cancer. Well, in that case, let's freeze a few, and then resume exterminating this nuisance or resume exports to France. Gentlemen, our meeting is concluded.

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Well I think it's a damn shame. How are you supposed to tell a really skanky person from a the rest of the population now? Used to be you could just keep an eye out for undue scratching.
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You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree ;)
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CBlake wrote:You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree ;)
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Army of GOD wrote:I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face

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SAVE THE LICE!!!!! I LOVE CRABS!!!!!
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Funkyterrance wrote:
CBlake wrote:You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree ;)
Confucius?
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dcowboys055 wrote:The alaska PD pwned you brian.
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Lice are no issue
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jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face

...smoking a small cigar.
I think that is the nose.
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