What would you like your last words to be ?

[Haggis_McMutton]

Well ?

[KoolBak]

I'm outta here

Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!

[codierose]

6 6 6 6 6

[notyou2]

I'm coming Jesus.

[fadedpsychosis]

what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"

[Haggis_McMutton]

I'M COMING ....... jesus.

Added correct emphasis.

[jonesthecurl]

"Just one more"

[IcePack]

Bugger

[_sabotage_]

And finally, to the people of England I give France.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!

This one would probably be quite distressing for your companion who's hearing said last words.

what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"

Is your profession "mad scientist" ?

"Just one more"

So many ways to interpret this.

Considering the fact that you're a good cook I'm gonna baselessly assume this refers to eating your way to an early grave, Mr. Creosote style.

[Haggis_McMutton]

I think I'd like: "Oh, No... Not Again!"

[jonesthecurl]

I thought of that one, but then again I'm not a bowl of petunias.

[muy_thaiguy]

[Neoteny]

"Clever girl..."

Alternatively:

"So, it has come to this..."

[2dimes]

That was AWESOME!!

[kentington]

I can't believe we made it.

[AndyDufresne]

"It could be worse, it could be raining." And then I'd like it to rain.




--Andy

[ManBungalow]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[nietzsche]

3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.

[Haggis_McMutton]

3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.

*after 10 seconds of silence*

daaaamn that Alzheimers really had it's way with gramp's head. I mean what the f*ck are "aog" and "bbs", those aren't even names.

*everyone present nods their heads in sadness while you fill your diapers for the last time*

[Gillipig]

Gurghhhle...pleease....dohn't kiiil mee....nooo....nooooooooooo.



No wait, that was how I envision natty's last words.

[AAFitz]

Oops.

or

Damn, that was clos...

sorry, cant stop:

Umm, just to be clear, you said the red wire, right?

No, no, my final answer:

I triple dog dare ya!!!

sorry...my real final answer, the best last line ever:

Go ahead, make my day.

then:

Oops.

All amateur hour above, not sure what I was thinking...the best and only best last line:

My bad.

[jonesthecurl]

Or the classic...

What are YOU doing here?

[Just_essence]

Off the top of my head, there's a million things I'd like to say as my last words, but right now, it's:
"You know, this was a nice game of Risk. Too bad there were 7 billion players and there was a territorial deadlock. Wonder if the next game'll be better."

[TA1LGUNN3R]