Valentines Day 2013

[Pedronicus]

Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on

[chang50]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't....

[DoomYoshi]

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

[jonesthecurl]

Orchids are pretty,
Nettles are not.
Orchids cost money.
Guess what YOU got?

[AndyDufresne]

Love is lovely,
And so is loving.
But don't try to improve me,
So lets get f***ing.


--Andy

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[CBlake]

Roses are Red
My balls are blue
It hurts like hell
Thanks to you

[Gilligan]

Roses are red,
violets are VIOLET,
I need a new poem instead
and nothing really rhymes with violet

[Timminz]

Roses are red
Foxes are clever
I like your bum
Let me touch it forever

[Haggis_McMutton]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poems are hard,
f*ck it, let's drink.

[nagerous]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
There's No Date For Me
But Football on TV

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Blood is so red,
Thy saint was a martyr.
Rather than charity,
Thy love is for barter.

[Army of GOD]

[betiko]

I am the bullet in the chamber. Just do it!!!

it's all nike's fault.

[skillfull]

Roses are Red
My balls are blue
It hurts like hell
Thanks to you

[nagerous]

Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on

That one was below the belt.

[jonesthecurl]

Pull the other one.

[notyou2]

Roses are red,

violets are glorious,

don't shoot your friends,

like Oscar Pistorious.



Personally, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on

That one was below the belt.

I disagree. It wasn't a gold medal winner, but it was pretty good.

[tzor]

A really bad joke I made at choir rehearsal.
(remember the best bad joke leads up to an expected result that is not the result you use)

I walk in with a cup of coffee in a cardboard cup.
"I like my ladies the way I like my coffee..."
(shows the coffee cup)
"With a clearly marked label that says 'Caution - these contents are hot!'"

It did get a chuckle out of the ladies.

[notyou2]

One time at bandcamp............

[Army of GOD]

He probably shouldn't have been armed.

He's going to face the consequences.

[jonesthecurl]

You're going out on a limb there.

[AndyDufresne]

"The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."


--Andy

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[crispybits]

I like that x-raider

I liked the overly attached girlfriend (TM) Valentine poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my Valentine
I'm waiting for you

Blood is red
Bruises are blue
Don't say no....