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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby niMic on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:45 pm

I got the joke, but your joke didn't fit the situation.

If I did this on the other hand:

Chariot of Fire wrote:OK, I don't think. You got the joke.


See the interesting contrast between what you actually said and what I changed it to by altering the punctuation? It's okay, we can't all be professors of comedy.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:29 pm

Which is exactly what I did to fishy's post too - changed the entire meaning. That's why I reckoned you didn't get it.

I like yours. Clever :)
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby niMic on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:32 pm

My very contrived joke was that yours didn't really change the meaning. This comedy stuff is too time consuming, I'm going back to puns.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:37 pm

Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby hopalong on Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:18 am

congrats to TOFU for the viktory, and to all for the entertainment.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby freakns on Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:09 am

fishydance wrote:
freakns wrote:
Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!



freakns you HAVE a penis?? :shock: You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Arama86n on Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:07 am

freakns wrote:
fishydance wrote:
freakns wrote:
Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!



freakns you HAVE a penis?? :shock: You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...


:lol:

My congratz to KoRT on picking up fishydance. I've never seen her* play, but on personality alone I'd say she's worth her weight in gold :)

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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby fishydance on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:05 am

Arama86n wrote:
freakns wrote:
fishydance wrote:
freakns wrote:
Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!



freakns you HAVE a penis?? :shock: You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...


:lol:

My congratz to KoRT on picking up fishydance. I've never seen her* play, but on personality alone I'd say she's worth her weight in gold :)

*assuming female here


Yes very much female here. Can't testify to my value as a player, but I do my best to keep things fun :lol: :lol:
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby niMic on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:45 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.


I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Leehar on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:50 am

niMic wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.


I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.

Yeah, I have to agree with Nimic here, I can see what CoF was trying to say (after he elaborated), but that wasn't really conveyed from manipulation of the comma.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Extreme Ways on Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:39 pm

Leehar wrote:
niMic wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.


I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.

Yeah, I have to agree with Nimic here, I can see what CoF was trying to say (after he elaborated), but that wasn't really conveyed from manipulation of the comma.

Hmmm. I as a non-native English speaker got the joke instantly, but I also didn't see the incorrect grammatical English there, but does it really matter when it's about a joke? Anyway, I got to agree with CoF here. Enough. It isn't worth it to reply to this discussion anymore.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby freakns on Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:46 pm

if you need to explain the joke, then joke isnt funny anymore... so enough of this. lets talk about girls ffs!

soooo, we all know Tarja is one and only, but am i the only one thinking this song is perfect for Anette? (experiment with Floor should end soon enough, or they are done... she is... horrid! :o ) i just cant picture Tarja singing it


also, am i the only one thinking Tarja is actually hot? i mean, really hot? OK, Cristina Scabbia is hotter, but outside of her, cant think of anyone singing quality music and looking good in same time?
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:40 pm

Can I have another summary of what's happened in this thread during the last week or two?
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Doc_Brown on Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:03 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Can I have another summary of what's happened in this thread during the last week or two?


Without looking back at the thread, I seem to recall it being something like this:
CoF: Hah! We won. Josko sucks!
Josko: No, you suck, and I'm reporting you!
Freakns: I have a small penis.
Everyone else: Oooooh. I like freakn's penis.

Did I miss anything important? ;)
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Bruceswar on Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:41 pm

Congrats TOFU. Now go win it so we look even better. ;) The Finals will be missing us :(
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Arama86n on Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:55 am

Doc_Brown wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Can I have another summary of what's happened in this thread during the last week or two?


Without looking back at the thread, I seem to recall it being something like this:
CoF: Hah! We won. Josko sucks!
Josko: No, you suck, and I'm reporting you!
Freakns: I have a small penis.
Everyone else: Oooooh. I like freakn's penis.

Did I miss anything important? ;)


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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:01 am

So I'm watching the world curling championships 'live' from Latvia right now (yeah, it's a quiet Monday). Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Dako on Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:24 am

I've played Kerling last weekend! It was real fun.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby freakns on Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:49 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:So I'm watching the world curling championships 'live' from Latvia right now (yeah, it's a quiet Monday). Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

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finally someone who fully understand what this thread should be about!
and not only that she looks good, but she is trying to be better at sweeping shit... PERFECT WOMAN!


Dako wrote:I've played Kerling last weekend! It was real fun.

so you want us to ask you to post your picture here? sorry, no can do!
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:21 am

she is trying to be better at sweeping shit.


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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:36 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

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Oooof! Now that's more like it!, no soppy jaffa cake or cookies shit. just a photo of a proper fit looking bird. Much better than other female sports...

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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby SaMejoHn on Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:25 am

Pedronicus wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

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Oooof! Now that's more like it!, no soppy jaffa cake or cookies shit. just a photo of a proper fit looking bird. Much better than other female sports...

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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby sjnap on Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:47 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:So I'm watching the world curling championships 'live' from Latvia right now (yeah, it's a quiet Monday). Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

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Ahh, the lovely Anna Sidorova. I never thought you would make an interesting post. There is hope :mrgreen:
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Master Fenrir on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:11 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:Image


I have a radar for emotionally disturbed women and I'm telling you right now that she has problems. Kinda hard to resist.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 21-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:19 pm

You want to see her face contort after she's released her stone and is shouting "Hard! Hard!" to the sweepers.
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