DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

[DoomYoshi]

Time is: 1.

[Army of GOD]

f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at 5.

[DoomYoshi]

A bit of a background to what this is.

Basically, we all know that even a broken clock is correct twice a day.
So, if you have a 6 hour clock, it is correct 4 times a day.
If you have a binary clock, it is correct 50% of the time.
Mine is a modified binary clock. Either time is, or it isn't. This clock will be correct as long as time exists.

Now, you will never be late for things again.

[Army of GOD]

f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at time isn't.

[DoomYoshi]

f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at time isn't.

I lol'ed.

[new guy1]

f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at time isn't.

I lol'ed.

It was good enough to make me laugh and wake my brother up just to read it out to him. You are not alone on that matter.

[DoomYoshi]

OH MY GAWD! I stopped Time:

I already hacked it.

Just use super slow internet, and before it loads, press the browser "STOP" button (which if you use Netscape Navigator, like I do, you get a cool icon that looks like a STOP sign but not in Helvetica for some strange reason). Anyways, if you time it right, it just says CC Time:

Which can only mean one thing.

The Time is Now: Isn't.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=188292

[DoomYoshi]

Phew. By turning the super cheat code off, time has been restored. What was it like for you when time stopped? Is everyone still ok?

[john9blue]

i was thinking that it would be one with different bases.

[Lootifer]

Did you know clocks in New Zealand tend to be far more inaccurate than clocks elsewhere.

Cookie for anyone who knows why.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

[insert Hobbit joke]

[BigBallinStalin]

Because the New Zealanders are an inferior people who make inferior clocks?