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Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:02 am

You've died inside.


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Postby theosi on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:20 am

So emmm.......

Euthanasia For or Against?


When someones cat, dog, parakeet or fish gets to sick Euthunasia " is the humane thing to do". A Human can suffer in agonizing, blinding, mind numbing pain for years and it's inhumane to euthanize them....

yeah we humans make allllll kinds of sense!
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:33 am

jay_a2j wrote:Wefare reform. For or against?










Grab the paddles and stand back! CLEAR!


Define reform...
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:40 am

AK_iceman wrote:LMAO
Congrats andy on 1000 posts
make a wish 777
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Postby AK_iceman on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:56 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
AK_iceman wrote:LMAO
Congrats andy on 1000 posts
make a wish 777

Oh boy, i finally get to make that wish.....hmmm.....
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:06 am

lol...I'm curious about this wish...lol

Andy, congrats!! Now there are 4 of us in the club...woohoo...

Nice jokes, BTW...
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:14 am

areyouincahoots wrote:Nice jokes, BTW...

They were lame!
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Postby Phate on Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:11 am

i heard them both before.

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc., but to no avail.

The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked?

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?"

"What? Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "ok", and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the longline of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:21 am

ROFL
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Postby Phate on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:33 am

200
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Postby eye84free on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:47 am

u know the funny thing about this tread is that the person that started it isnt even playing anymore...
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Postby Kylie on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:49 am

REaly i didnt knwo that how long they been gone
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!!!
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:54 am

According to previous posts, they were busted for having multiple accounts.
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Postby eye84free on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:55 am

there last game was on 5/17
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:55 am

Phate wrote:200

923
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Postby Kylie on Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:09 am

HAPPY LATE BDAY EYES84FREE :)
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!!!
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Postby eye84free on Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:11 am

TY kylie
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Postby jay_a2j on Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:10 am

theosi wrote:
So emmm.......

Euthanasia For or Against?


When someones cat, dog, parakeet or fish gets to sick Euthunasia " is the humane thing to do". A Human can suffer in agonizing, blinding, mind numbing pain for years and it's inhumane to euthanize them....

yeah we humans make allllll kinds of sense!



There is a fudamental difference between an animal and a human. And I can't stand the people who think animal life is more valuable than human life. (you can usually find these people on the left)
THE DEBATE IS OVER...
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Postby jay_a2j on Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:14 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Wefare reform. For or against?










Grab the paddles and stand back! CLEAR!


Define reform...




Reform... To eliminate welfare fraud, to make able bodied people on welfare get off. It was created for the widow's of WWII. It has become a free pass through life for the lazy.
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Postby Pilate on Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:24 am

jay_a2j wrote:
theosi wrote:
So emmm.......

Euthanasia For or Against?


When someones cat, dog, parakeet or fish gets to sick Euthunasia " is the humane thing to do". A Human can suffer in agonizing, blinding, mind numbing pain for years and it's inhumane to euthanize them....

yeah we humans make allllll kinds of sense!



There is a fudamental difference between an animal and a human. And I can't stand the people who think animal life is more valuable than human life. (you can usually find these people on the left)


lololo, cheap shot.

people on the right are less likely to care about life, human animal or otherwise, at all. they just "profess" to
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:18 pm

Bump bumpidy bump bump bump
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:08 pm

360bpm

The oldest and greatest Drum and Bass crew in Seattle

Also the number of this page...

Of course it's irrelevant;

obody here cares about dnb anyway.
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Postby Nappy Bone Apart on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:28 pm

+1
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:52 pm

thegrimsleeper wrote:360bpm

The oldest and greatest Drum and Bass crew in Seattle

Also the number of this page...

Of course it's irrelevant;

obody here cares about dnb anyway.

That's the most correct you've ever said.
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Postby Risk_06 on Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:43 pm

So is this thread going to die off for the summer...or will someone take over?
Currently on vacation. Sorry.

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