Flip your Opinion

[mrswdk]

I have a very small penis

[Artimis]

Earth is the only planet upon which life sprung forth. There is no extraterrestrial life and the universe is much younger than our current estimates of 13.8 billion years. Furthermore the universe is not expanding, it exists in a steady state.

Removing Flame Wars from the forum board was a good idea because of all the new members that flooded in to buy premium and play now that this site is so uber family friendly and mainstream.

All Muslims are extremist terrorists and should be incarcerated for life if they can't be deported to another country.

*Staggers to the lavatory to throw-up* "Huuuurrrrrrggggghhhhhh........"

[chang50]

I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour.

[crispybits]

I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour.

That's not enough! You're not going to get to heaven unless you denounce evil-ution and evangelise a literal reading of the Bible as the only source of truth! Bloody Sunday "Christians"....

[Anarkistsdream]

Thank you all... You have given me faith in humanity once again... I am just a mindless sheep and believe anything that is put in front of me. I am now a tin food eating Christian who hates all Muslims who completely trusts the US government.

[chang50]

I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour.

That's not enough! You're not going to get to heaven unless you denounce evil-ution and evangelise a literal reading of the Bible as the only source of truth! Bloody Sunday "Christians"....

Done,and I renounce my earlier blaspheming of the Holy Spirit.Is that better?

[_sabotage_]

Just join us. You can see our pyramid scheme play out. You know when and how to jump on board to take advantage of it. You have done it before, just keep doing it. Your knowledge will let you take more advantage of it. Just follow us. You need to worry about your family. You know what happens to people who try to shine a light on this. The masses are fools and will be taken advantage of anyway. You can't stop it. Save your soul later, you can repent at anytime.

[_sabotage_]

Chang50,

Follow the fine print and ignore the words of Jesus and especially this:

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.

When Church leaders contradict Jesus, always follow them. Do not seek the truth, judge others and try to corrupt people from the words of Jesus, especially children.

This is what it means to take Jesus as your saviour.

[2dimes]

Thank you all... You have given me faith in humanity once again... I am just a mindless sheep and believe anything that is put in front of me. I am now a tin food eating Christian who hates all Muslims who completely trusts the US government.

I was skeptical at first but it's great to see this thread worked out for such a good outcome.

[Anarkistsdream]

Thank you all... You have given me faith in humanity once again... I am just a mindless sheep and believe anything that is put in front of me. I am now a tin food eating Christian who hates all Muslims who completely trusts the US government.

I was skeptical at first but it's great to see this thread worked out for such a good outcome.

Honestly, I just thought everyone would tell me to f*ck off and the thread would die...

[notyou2]

God gave elephants tusks so we could kill them and then carve their tusks. It is His will. Remove the ivory ban!!!!!

[_sabotage_]

Restrict people from ancient sustainable practices and force them into the slums without any qualification or urban skills, by setting up a conservation park for and by the elite using 90% of the charitable funding to pay their minions salaries and only allowing select high paying foreigners access to the land. This is the best way to prevent wildlife abuse.

[john9blue]

God gave elephants tusks so we could kill them and then carve their tusks. It is His will. Remove the ivory ban!!!!!

this thread is proof that you don't know jack shit about opposing points of view.

[BigBallinStalin]

God gave elephants tusks so we could kill them and then carve their tusks. It is His will. Remove the ivory ban!!!!!

this thread is proof that you don't know jack shit about opposing points of view.

Lemme guess..... Woodruff, right?!

[Lootifer]

Apple products should be highly valued because they are aethetically pleasing and they are designed to be easy to use. I dont see any reason why one would want to step outside of this mind set: Its beautiful and easy to use. Customisation is fine, but only a small population care about it, the bulk of the world wants beauty and simplification.

[Army of GOD]

This is a good thread and the OP definitely isn't a poopface

[Anarkistsdream]

This is a good thread and the OP definitely isn't a poopface

And, I really love this president and think he did more for our country than any other.

[Metsfanmax]

Socialist countries have a much worse health care system than the U.S.

[mrswdk]

[ManBungalow]

Relevant xkcd:

[notyou2]

God gave elephants tusks so we could kill them and then carve their tusks. It is His will. Remove the ivory ban!!!!!

this thread is proof that you don't know jack shit about opposing points of view.

Your statement is proof that you are a stalking asshole.

[ManBungalow]

I agree with phatscotty!

[betiko]

I agree with phatscotty!

me too!!!! and universachiro!

[thegreekdog]

POST MORE PICTURES OF FAT CHICKS!

[Artimis]

Ok, I've got another one!

[Flipped opinion]

Climate Change is hoax.

It's just the natural weather cycle oscillation that is inherent in such a diverse and complex system that encompasses the atmosphere, the oceans, the land and all the living inhabitants therein. So we should ignore the paranoid ramblings from professional researchers of entire fields of science and just keep burning fossil fuels, because it's got absolutely nothing to do with the CO2 emissions of the 7 billion Humans alive today.

On the off chance that these nerds are right, we don't need to care anyway because our bones will be dust long before the worst of the consequences come to pass, so lets kick back, drink some more beer and stick some more coal on the fire.

[/Flipped opinion]

Oh wow, I sound like the most short-sight conceited and lazy arsehole on the entire planet. Down with Flipped Artimis!