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HOUSE SWAP

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If you were gonna do a house swap (AKA home exchange) with another CC member for 1 week, which CC member would you choose and why? Who would you avoid?
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Avoid: AoG
Trade: muy_thaiguy

I think he probably has a wood-burning stove. If I burned wood, the neighbours would gripe.
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I'd trade with Saxi. He lives on a rich island in California and has a pool, maids, pool caretakers, and I want to try the crab cakes at the Crab Shack.

I wouldn't trade with Gillipig. Much as I would like to go to Sweden, Gilli is a pig. I wouldn't want him turning my house into a sty, and I expect his house is a sty.
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I would also not house swap with AoG.

I would house swap with Betiko. I bet he has all manner of fine wines and fromages, well tailored clothes, and possibly a live DJ who spins in his parlor from 5-8 every day.

Also, I think Player sounds like she keeps a tidy and clean house, and probably has a well-stocked pantry, so I'd consider doing a house swap with her, too.
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You're raiding the fridge and wearing the person's clothes?

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This sounds a bit like a Chinese Zodiac. I'm a Cock. Forget who I'm supposed to shack up with, and who I'm supposed to avoid. Maybe Mrs. W.D.K. would like to help me out.

Bollocks.
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2dimes wrote:You're raiding the fridge and wearing the person's clothes?
to clarify, by "house swap" I mean "B&E"
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I'd swap with J9B, for some reason I feel like he lives in one of those two and a half men houses.

Avoid AoG because of the smell, and BBS, well because of the smell (a different one though).
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Lootifier's house would only have food for skinny people, not the good stuff.
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lmao. At this rate, aog needs to post some pics of his styhole, so we can all feel justified.
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saxitoxin wrote:I would also not house swap with AoG.

I would house swap with Betiko. I bet he has all manner of fine wines and fromages, well tailored clothes, and possibly a live DJ who spins in his parlor from 5-8 every day.

Also, I think Player sounds like she keeps a tidy and clean house, and probably has a well-stocked pantry, so I'd consider doing a house swap with her, too.
Lol I live inside Paris, so the housing is really expensive and I bought my flat 7 years ago, so it s only 30 square meters big (although that s not a good excuse cause the housing increased at least 30% since then). It s as optimised as possible given the size, but awfully small for those of you who are used to live in some big ass houses! :lol:

Could do a cc house swap from a country to another though, could be cool. Who would you never lend your house to? Aog and gillipig?
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DoomYoshi wrote:Avoid: AoG
Trade: muy_thaiguy

I think he probably has a wood-burning stove. If I burned wood, the neighbours would gripe.
HA!

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muy_thaiguy wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Avoid: AoG
Trade: muy_thaiguy

I think he probably has a wood-burning stove. If I burned wood, the neighbours would gripe.
HA!

I don't have a wood burning stove, I have a firepit in a cave!
And what do you burn in the firepit?
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DoomYoshi wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Avoid: AoG
Trade: muy_thaiguy

I think he probably has a wood-burning stove. If I burned wood, the neighbours would gripe.
HA!

I don't have a wood burning stove, I have a firepit in a cave!
And what do you burn in the firepit?
I expect wood, but pretty sure he cooks dinosaurs (Yoshi type) on the fire.
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notyou2 wrote:Lootifier's house would only have food for skinny people, not the good stuff.
Nah I figure I exercise so much I can be pretty relaxed about what I eat. Plenty of tasty crap round here.
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notyou2 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Avoid: AoG
Trade: muy_thaiguy

I think he probably has a wood-burning stove. If I burned wood, the neighbours would gripe.
HA!

I don't have a wood burning stove, I have a firepit in a cave!
And what do you burn in the firepit?
I expect wood, but pretty sure he cooks dinosaurs (Yoshi type) on the fire.
Bison chips.
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I think I would swap with Lootifer. I think it would be interesting to live in New Zealand.
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I'd swap with AoG. I've always wanted to see if the houses little people live in are different than normal person houses.

Bollocks.
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Serbia wrote:I'd swap with AoG. I've always wanted to see if the houses little people live in are different than normal person houses.

Bollocks.

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I have just house swiped with my parents for a few days. In their big appartment in the south while they are in my small parisian one! :D
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I wouldn't swap with saxi because I'm already porking Es like a cheap prostitute.


I'd probably go with nietzsche because he'll have a lifetime supply of tacos in his house.
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Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't swap with saxi because I'm already porking Es like a cheap prostitute.


I'd probably go with nietzsche because he'll have a lifetime supply of tacos in his house.
Niet's got a very easy sister too.
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Facing 10 below outside, I think Key
West sounds great right about now.... of course, the problem with a swap is that they would have to want to come here--lol
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Isn't there a Dutch guy floating around this website somewhere? Probably him.
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mrswdk wrote:Isn't there a Dutch guy floating around this website somewhere? Probably him.
This may help you in your quest of a nice Dutch guy Mrs. wdk

http://www.expatica.com/nl/lifestyle_le ... 12267.html
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