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I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.
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mrswdk wrote:I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.
I have a friend that is Dutch/Asian except it's a she. Oh, she has a brother.
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betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I would also not house swap with AoG.

I would house swap with Betiko. I bet he has all manner of fine wines and fromages, well tailored clothes, and possibly a live DJ who spins in his parlor from 5-8 every day.

Also, I think Player sounds like she keeps a tidy and clean house, and probably has a well-stocked pantry, so I'd consider doing a house swap with her, too.
Lol I live inside Paris, so the housing is really expensive and I bought my flat 7 years ago, so it s only 30 square meters big (although that s not a good excuse cause the housing increased at least 30% since then). It s as optimised as possible given the size, but awfully small for those of you who are used to live in some big ass houses! :lol:

Could do a cc house swap from a country to another though, could be cool. Who would you never lend your house to? Aog and gillipig?
I would do a swap (albeit temporarily) with you as long as your flat was in the right arrondissement Bentiko. I love Paris in the spring. I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!
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Fruitcake wrote: I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!
Are you a stoic Detective Chief Superintendent with the Hastings police by any chance?
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PLAYER57832 wrote:the problem with a swap is that they would have to want to come here
ahem ...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 0#p4305675
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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That guy only reads the title of threads, or searches for the word science then posts contradictions without reading the other posts.
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notyou2 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.
I have a friend that is Dutch/Asian except it's a she. Oh, she has a brother.
The she is good. Is she hot?
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saxitoxin wrote:
Fruitcake wrote: I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!
Are you a stoic Detective Chief Superintendent with the Hastings police by any chance?
No, but a good guess. Mr Kitchen is one who ranks amongst the best actors around imho.
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mrswdk wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.
I have a friend that is Dutch/Asian except it's a she. Oh, she has a brother.
The she is good. Is she hot?
Which one?
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The Chinese-Dutch friend.
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She is married but he is single. Want me to give him your email address?
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You can give the lady my email address.
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I'd swap with most people.. Haha.

Got a very nice house, just a terrible neighbourhood.
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I'd swap with BBS or AoG only to be visited by their sisters.
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nietzsche wrote:I'd swap with BBS or AoG only to be visited by their sisters.
No one is swapping sisters with you Neetch This is a house swapping thread.

Start a sister swapping thread elsewhere.
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notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I'd swap with BBS or AoG only to be visited by their sisters.
No one is swapping sisters with you Neetch This is a house swapping thread.

Start a sister swapping thread elsewhere.
But if they don't tell their sisters they have swaped houses, they show up. Once the door is locked, it's done deal.
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nietzsche wrote:Once the door is locked, it's done deal.
I guess it's true what they say, Latin men are more romantic.

No wonder American housewives and ManBungalow love them so much.
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Fruitcake wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Fruitcake wrote: I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!
Are you a stoic Detective Chief Superintendent with the Hastings police by any chance?
No, but a good guess. Mr Kitchen is one who ranks amongst the best actors around imho.
I would like to see him in live theater, I warrant he's pretty brilliant.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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