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You want corn dogs, go to Chicago.krallam wrote:yeah, pogo's dont count. i'm talking real, honest to goodness, deep fried(right fucking there!!!)CORN DOGS! it baffles me that in a city of 1 000 000 +, there is no place to get a real corn dog. please, somebody stop me...
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
cheese curds are the titsSerbia wrote:A&W is good, but not terribly common. I love their cheese curds.
I'm American, but a big fan of poutine. I love it. I want some right now, in fact. But I can't get any. Alas.
Bollocks.
Fixed it for you.Endgame422 wrote:Squeaky cheese curds are the titsSerbia wrote:A&W is good, but not terribly common. I love their cheese curds.
I'm American, but a big fan of poutine. I love it. I want some right now, in fact. But I can't get any. Alas.
Bollocks.

FixedDukasaur wrote:I'm tired because of eating at Burger King every fucking day.
OMG, the French would go apeshit over horsey sauce. Betiko and I should open an Arby's franchise in Paris. We'd be $$$.BigBallinStalin wrote:other places like Arby's
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0#p5349880
saxitoxin wrote:OMG, the French would go apeshit over horsey sauce. Betiko and I should open an Arby's franchise in Paris. We'd be $$$.BigBallinStalin wrote:other places like Arby's
Plus France already has lots of surly, annoyed people to work at the Arby's, so we wouldn't have to import those from wherever the U.S. Arby's locations find them at; like this guy ->

Well, yeah. I live in a tourist town. I have a million options. Well, maybe not a million, but probably a thousand.BigBallinStalin wrote:#firstworldproblems
As a consumer, you have the choice to stop doing that to yourself--if BK is actually that shitty. Instead, you have plenty of other places like Arby's, What-A-Burger, Subway, and so on! (or googling can reveal some local good places too).
Yes. Have you grown lazier or become more efficient?Dukasaur wrote:Well, yeah. I live in a tourist town. I have a million options. Well, maybe not a million, but probably a thousand.BigBallinStalin wrote:#firstworldproblems
As a consumer, you have the choice to stop doing that to yourself--if BK is actually that shitty. Instead, you have plenty of other places like Arby's, What-A-Burger, Subway, and so on! (or googling can reveal some local good places too).
When the wife first left, I was eating at all kinds of interesting places, but soon the list began to narrow.
The expensive places were the first to go, because despite saving myself the expense of a companion, I still found that eating three meals a day at restaurants was tearing a big-ass hole in my budget. So, I started narrowing it down to just the local diners and the fast food joints.
Then the snow began, and most of the local diners took themselves out of my list because they didn't plow their parking lots, and I didn't need to get my feet cold and wet first thing in the morning. That left the fast food joints and a very short list of diners.
Then, as I started working more and more excessive hours, I found myself resenting driving even a very small detour. It's amazing, being a professional driver who's logged probably a million miles, that I started to think of two extra intersections as an odious chore that I wasn't willing to perform. That left only those places that were directly in my path between home and work and didn't require even a tiny detour.
That includes one tavern that serves good food but has slow service. Sorry, no time. It also includes three of the five major burger chains and one of the three major sub chains. For some reason, I have a mental image of subs as cold food. It's irrational, I know, because you can get hot subs as well as cold, and yet when the mental image forms it's always cold, and so I rarely go there.
That leaves the three burger joints -- Burger King, Harvey's, and A&W. All three serve variations on the same shit, but A&W is vastly more expensive than the other two and takes itself out of contention, except late at night when it's the only thing open. That leave's Harvey's and Burger King. Harvey's requires a left turn on a busy intersection, and then two left turns to get back out and on my way, whereas I can get both in and out of Burger King making right turns only. That's probably an extra minute of my time, and that one measly minute is enough to ensure that I choose Burger King over Harvey's probably four times out of five.
It's actually quite an interesting study in microeconomics. Over time, an incredibly small competitive advantage has made one restaurant the centre of my world in a town with a thousand restaurants.
Does it really make sense to compare going-out prices from your native land? It's not like you're going take a left, a right, go past the police station, and find yourself in the US...mrswdk wrote:Eating out in Beijing is so cheap that I only cook during the first 2/3 days after Chinese New Year, when literally everywhere is closed. It's great.
I can go out with friends, stuff my face on decent food and get pissed up for the grand total of about $7 if I go to a little local restaurant.
Probably, but those are semi-casual restaurants that appeal to tourists and families and tourist families. They're not optimized for convenience.betiko wrote:saxitoxin wrote:OMG, the French would go apeshit over horsey sauce. Betiko and I should open an Arby's franchise in Paris. We'd be $$$.BigBallinStalin wrote:other places like Arby's
Plus France already has lots of surly, annoyed people to work at the Arby's, so we wouldn't have to import those from wherever the U.S. Arby's locations find them at; like this guy ->
that's a good question... would a higher quality american burger restaurant work in france? I don't thing planet hollywood or hard rock café are doing that great to give an example...
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 0#p5349880
I was just sharing a story about the joys of dining in my neighborhood.BigBallinStalin wrote:Does it really make sense to compare going-out prices from your native land? It's not like you're going take a left, a right, go past the police station, and find yourself in the US...mrswdk wrote:Eating out in Beijing is so cheap that I only cook during the first 2/3 days after Chinese New Year, when literally everywhere is closed. It's great.
I can go out with friends, stuff my face on decent food and get pissed up for the grand total of about $7 if I go to a little local restaurant.
Buying groceries is cheaper, is it not?